- Feb 1, 2005
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Hello.
I've just found out that I have the opportunity to have exclusive interviews with the world's top two tennis players, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal.
The interview will take place on email, and then they're coming to play in exhibition matches here in November, when I'll meet them in the face.
The problem is that I hate tennis. I have been known to watch it (if I've already seen this episode of 'Big Strong Boys'). However, usually it makes me want to execute kittens and fluffy bunny rabbits.
Hence, in order to control myself and master the restraint to not bitch-slap them, I'm struggling to come up with any good questions. Besides which, my usual brand of sycophantic banal questioning (hey it worked with Jamie Oliver and Johnny Depp :grin: ) isn't appropriate when I couldn't give 2 short shits about these admittedly highly talented sportstars.
So, long story short (I know, too late)...
Anyone got any questions they'd like to ask R-Fed or R-Nad?
I've just found out that I have the opportunity to have exclusive interviews with the world's top two tennis players, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal.
The interview will take place on email, and then they're coming to play in exhibition matches here in November, when I'll meet them in the face.
The problem is that I hate tennis. I have been known to watch it (if I've already seen this episode of 'Big Strong Boys'). However, usually it makes me want to execute kittens and fluffy bunny rabbits.
Hence, in order to control myself and master the restraint to not bitch-slap them, I'm struggling to come up with any good questions. Besides which, my usual brand of sycophantic banal questioning (hey it worked with Jamie Oliver and Johnny Depp :grin: ) isn't appropriate when I couldn't give 2 short shits about these admittedly highly talented sportstars.
So, long story short (I know, too late)...
Anyone got any questions they'd like to ask R-Fed or R-Nad?