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Barton Vs TOWIE

Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
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I don't like TOWIE and I don't like Barton....I feel a Harry Hill moment coming on....
 

deselina

Well-Known Member
Apr 17, 2006
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Joey Barton saying TOWIE cast will turn up at the opening of an envelope. Does he not understand that he was at the same "opening of an envelope" as them the other night?!
- Amy, South Wales, 09/11/2011 12:16


Haha!
 

14/04/91

Well-Known Member
Jan 13, 2006
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He said something like '6 of them look like they've got Red Rum's teeth in'!!! excellent!
I'd love him to come face to face with Mark Wright and stick one on him.
 

jimtheyid

T'riffic
Apr 16, 2005
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I particularly enjoyed "Your teeth look like a burnt down fence" or words to that effect.

I actually quite like Barton, always have.
 

CosmicHotspur

Better a wag than a WAG
Aug 14, 2006
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I always thought Barton was a big dick - turns out he's only a little one.

As for the TOWIEs, I've only seen glimpses while changing channels but what I have seen was enough for me to avoid the programme. The only way is use the remote. Quickly.
 

mpickard2087

Patient Zero
Jun 13, 2008
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Been subjected to this show over the last week by this girl im seeing, after viewing a couple of episodes I can say if I am ever Prime Minister I'd be tempted as my first act to have them all rounded up and shot, the bunch of them are a waste of oxygen.

I'm with Barton all the way on this one.
 

RickyVilla

Well-Known Member
May 16, 2004
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All of them get on my nerves. I wish they would go and play on a motorway or something. Barton is calling them keyboard warriors or such like. Pot and kettle Joseph. Pot and kettle.
 

Spurrific

Well-Known Member
Jun 2, 2011
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Most biased article ever. Hardly a surprise the Mail would side with that televised cancer.
 

seanwhite1961

Well-Known Member
Nov 8, 2011
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All of them get on my nerves. I wish they would go and play on a motorway or something. Barton is calling them keyboard warriors or such like. Pot and kettle Joseph. Pot and kettle.
Despite Barton's many flaws and indiscretions, a keyboard warrior is one thing he isn't. That was his major flaw, punching before reflecting.

At least on Twitter he can only do the former metaphorically.
 

Luka Van der Bale

Well-Known Member
Jan 29, 2011
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That article is ridiculous. Surely a newspaper is not allowed to dislay such bias over what is clearly a two-way thing?!
 

tototoner

Staying Alert
Mar 21, 2004
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I really like Joey Barton and his twitter updates are usually excellent, well worth following.
 

tototoner

Staying Alert
Mar 21, 2004
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BTW why on earth would anyone what garbage like TOWIE in the 1st place, it makes the X-Factor look like stunning drama.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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I flicked onto TOWIE on the tv once, observed how absolute shit it was, wonder why the fuck anyone would watch it and then set my tv on fire as it had become tainted.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Mmmmm hmmmmm... :hump:
One of my mates is a female in her early 20's, has large norks, lives in essex and is a beauty therapist.

Amy Childs annoys the shit out of her so I used to wind her up going on about how hot Ms Childs is. :lol:

Mind you went off her a bit after all that shit she played on Celeb BB playing that young chap along then saying they were 'just mates'.

Bitch. The poor guy... :cry:
 
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