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[Chuba]

Typical night at Crazy Hart Lane...

Levy: hmmmm mini meeeeee!
Capello: Mia watch hasa stoppie, i go get new batteries (thinks: itsa shita game anyways)
Guy with phone: yeah and he's balding too, LOLOLOLOLOL
Guy nibbling Capello's ear: Ooooo Fabio i love you, i love you...

 

[Real_madyidd]

Capello: Wow it's time for an other crappy caption contest.

 

[Chuba]

^^^ LOL well u don't have to read it do ya RMY.

Only wanted to cheer this place up its like we've been kicked out of UEFA Cup and we don't have a trip to Wemberrrrrley on Sunday FFS.

 

[milkman]

Capello: better be getting home, its way past my bed time...

 

[Reece]

Capello: Watching the clock ticking on this watch is more entertaining than this game

 

[Bill_Oddie]

David Dein (think it's him): What's the time, Fabio?
Capello: Five past Fabianski, David.
Levy: smirk


OR:

Capello: Oh, look. It's time I brought back my Number One.

 

[madroosta]

i think i'll use the other hand now, this wrist is killing me!

 

[Daredevil]

Guy On Phone: I've got a ton on Robbo fucking up for a goal before the end of the half.

Capello: Hmmm...shall I take a piece of that?

Levy: Hmmm...shall I take a piece of that?

 

[Stoof]

Capello: No, Daniel. It's a hermit crab. I'm never playing "guess what animal my hands are forming" with you again.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

This is all happening at the same time:

Man on Phone: No Mr Dein, Fabio isn't interested in picking Walcott......erm how much did you say?

Levy (Is thinking): Hope they like the Bagels.

Man above Levy looking away: Bagels? Mama Mia! Fabio is gonna aska me to go to Pizza Express

Capello (Is thinking): Bagels? Mama Mia! I'll get Luciano to pop over to Pizza Express in half an hour

 

[PeterboroughYids]

capello: fuck me I didn't realise my mid 90's casio watch has a tv remote on it. thats the coolest thing ever. watch me fuck with the jumbotron, what channel is television x daniel?

 

[Kurtzen]

"Strange place this. Apparently they turn into players at midnight."

 

[wildheart]

Capello - Ok, thats half an hour since I saw an English player do anything worth watching.

 

[orkneyspur]

Capello : What is it in this country with all these shaved heads............

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Typical night at Crazy Hart Lane...

Levy: hmmmm mini meeeeee!
Capello: Mia watch hasa stoppie, i go get new batteries (thinks: itsa shita game anyways)
Guy with phone: yeah and he's balding too, LOLOLOLOLOL
Guy nibbling Capello's ear: Ooooo Fabio i love you, i love you...

Levy: lads, see you again in 5 years time? Lets say 15th December?

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Capello to himself: hmm, how much longer before they realise I'm not wearing a watch?

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Baldini: These ****s actually think they will be in the Champions League in 2 years time
Capello: Wouldn't it be funny if I indadvertedly fucked up their Champions League hopes in let's say *looks at watch*, 4 years time.
Levy: One day, I am going to buy someone late on transfer deadline day and from that day, it shall be known as "Levy Time"

 

[thinktank]

Come on little tamogotchi doggy, din dins....din dins!

 

[whitelanefever]

Bloke on phone: yeah I swear to ye, he's just like Dr Evil.. he just turned to one of his henchmen & said set the sacking device.. then he turned to the other one & said tell them my demands are CL & summon insider TIM to see me

 

[Destroyer]

better set my watch back to GMT...quote]