Caption this.......

[wizgell]

Keano: We could be fantastic, superb, great...the best this club has seen...

Berba: Ssshh, do you hear that?...

The next pic shows Keane looking round, Berba runs off in the opposite direction

 

[DOX]

Berbatov: The power of Christ compels you, demons be gone!

Keane: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Dimi, you faithless slime!

Rep coming up:hump:

 

[amie278]

Keane: This deer head would look great in my new games room.

 

[llamafarmer]

Keano: "Buuuuuu Uuuurrrrrrr!"

 

[tRiKS]

With their appetites for trophies whetted this season, two of spurs' recent carling cup stars try to con thier way into the their respective nations blind football teams.

....Ironically Lennon was seen arguing furiously with a representative of BEFA (Blind England Football Association) hours later, refusing to join up with thier training squad in Malaga and was heard to say "that's just how I cross"

 

[RuislipSpur]

Keane: This deer head would look great in my new games room.

:lol:

We have a winner.

 

[spurslenny]

keano's 'super-glue-swapped-for-hair-gel' gag somewhat backfires

 

[HotspurSam]

Vulcan Mind Meld - Where's Spock when you need him?

 

[lily_lane]

The Stun

Berba - 'Hey Rob, did you see those 2 Spanish pooftahs at the Euros? Villa ran towards Torres for a man love embrace after he scored the hattrick.'
Robbie - 'I know Berbs, brought back warm memories of our day at Wembley, they were just copying us innit?'
Berba - 'Damn, my Agent said we should've patented that move, he needs the money, was gonna put some geezer called Stoof on it, but guess he never took the call.'


Attitude Magazine

Robbie - 'How was it for you Berbs baby?'
Berba - 'I'll be lighting up my big fat cigar once we hit those changing rooms...that's how good it was.'

Fantasy Football Fan Monthly

Robbie - 'You know I'm only filling in for Lily cos she can't reach up to touch your face now she's injured. Don't be getting any ideas, cos I'm a happily married man, just ask Claudine.'
Berba - 'No offense Rob, you're a shortarse like Lily, so the height proportions are good, but I'm afraid your hands just lack her magic touch. Sorry.'
Robbie - 'Phew, that's a relief, Claudine will be delighted.'

Sofia Echo

Bulgaria's famous footballer Mitko Berbatov frolics lightheartedly, and seems unconcerned Bulgaria did not qualify for Euros. His Agent Danchev was heard to exclaim in exasperated fashion as he smoked another fag;
'What is this foolishness I see? He must play in the Champion's League immediately. Stop with the frolicking and make me more money now'.

 

[yusrisafri]

Berbatov : Oh my God, Steed, I cant see!!

Keane : Damn, I thought it was just me, Ledders!! By the way, I'm Robbie, you muppet.