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Rogmeister

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Jun 14, 2008
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Have you got a dixons near you? watch it through the window with a flask full of tea! haha
 

Hoddle_Ledge

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Sep 20, 2005
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I can't watch it tonight, going to the filming of An Audience With Simply Red. :bang:

I do actually want to go but would choose Spurs over it any day, only thing is if I don't go, my mum, aunt, girlfriend, girlfriends mum etc can't get in, and they've been waiting months for it!

Luckily my Sky+ is ready to go but this is no consolation to watching it live. They owe me big time for getting them in, big time.
 

mattyspurs

It is what it is
Jan 31, 2005
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I can't watch it tonight, going to the filming of An Audience With Simply Red. :bang:

I do actually want to go but would choose Spurs over it any day, only thing is if I don't go, my mum, aunt, girlfriend, girlfriends mum etc can't get in, and they've been waiting months for it!

Luckily my Sky+ is ready to go but this is no consolation to watching it live. They owe me big time for getting them in, big time.


:eek:mg::eek:mg::eek:mg::eek:mg::eek:mg:
 

Stoof

THERE IS A PIGEON IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
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Jun 5, 2004
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I can't watch it tonight, going to the filming of An Audience With Simply Red. :bang:

I do actually want to go but would choose Spurs over it any day, only thing is if I don't go, my mum, aunt, girlfriend, girlfriends mum etc can't get in, and they've been waiting months for it!

Luckily my Sky+ is ready to go but this is no consolation to watching it live. They owe me big time for getting them in, big time.

Make sure you get appropriate favours from each of them. And don't mix them up, otherwise you could be going to an Audience with Jeremy Kyle where you're the star of "My boyfriend shagged my mum and his mum in sordid threesome".
 

EastLondonYid

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Jan 26, 2010
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I can't watch it tonight, going to the filming of An Audience With Simply Red. :bang:

I do actually want to go but would choose Spurs over it any day, only thing is if I don't go, my mum, aunt, girlfriend, girlfriends mum etc can't get in, and they've been waiting months for it!

Luckily my Sky+ is ready to go but this is no consolation to watching it live. They owe me big time for getting them in, big time.

now 'somthings got me started'.....i bet your 'holding back the tears'...and you should have asked them 'if they don't know you by now' you would rather watch spurs.....
 

StanSpur

Ronny Rosenthal
Jul 15, 2004
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I can't watch it tonight, going to the filming of An Audience With Simply Red. :bang:

I do actually want to go but would choose Spurs over it any day, only thing is if I don't go, my mum, aunt, girlfriend, girlfriends mum etc can't get in, and they've been waiting months for it!

Luckily my Sky+ is ready to go but this is no consolation to watching it live. They owe me big time for getting them in, big time.

If you've got a smart phone and sky subscription you can watch it live (free until the end of the year). Might be a little funny if Mick is on a slow ballad and you jump up screaming "CRRROUCHY GET IN SON!!!!!" but got to be worth the risk.

As for the other fella, sorry you are broke mate but just go to the pub and watch the game. If you think not drinking is a problem find a busy one and just sit near people and drink tap water. You'll just look like the designated driver. To be honest i didn't drink for a couple of years but still watched a number of Spurs games at the pub on water and the occasional coke.

I'm waiting for a SC drive to help those spurs fans unable to watch games with a beer donation to help them to the pub.

"Please donate just £3.49 a month and you could ensure that 1 Tottenham fan gets to see some football this month"
 

Hoddle_Ledge

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Sep 20, 2005
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Make sure you get appropriate favours from each of them. And don't mix them up, otherwise you could be going to an Audience with Jeremy Kyle where you're the star of "My boyfriend shagged my mum and his mum in sordid threesome".

I'm sure I've had that dream before :think:

One of them is getting my ticket to the Twente game tomorrow so that's a start.
 

Azrael

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May 23, 2004
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Actually, if Reids put on some shitty clothes I'm sure he can beg his way to £5-£6 enough for a pint or two in a cheap pub.

Plenty of charitable lefties in Gayland.
 

Reids-Belly

The Qemist
Sep 19, 2005
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My darling mother in law has heard of my plight and dropped a fiver off to my wife for me to have a few beers tonight :dance:
 

rsmith

The hand of Ghod
Nov 8, 2006
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You could pray for a new laptop, but I'm not sure God works that way. Probably safer to steal a laptop and pray for forgiveness.
 

Hoddle_Ledge

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Sep 20, 2005
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I was gonna say take your own glass and pour some in off the table when no one's looking.
 

mil1lion

This is the place to be
May 7, 2004
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It could be worse. You could be dead. Or worse still, stuck watching Simply Red.
 
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