Defensive Comedy Awards 2013-2014

[Mattspur]

7 out of the 10 have come in our last 6 league games.

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

Oh to have a season when it's hard to find 1 clip like that….! A few 'what happened next' contenders there…..

 

[Shadydan]

Lloris against Southampton where he ran out of his goal was funny, reminded me of a FIFA player where they hold Triangle to rush the keeper out.

As for the poll options, well Walker against Man Utd was hilarious, trying to control the ball on the half volley in your own box actually resulted in a Bergkampe-esque flick for Rooney, just what is going through your head son

 

[Kingstheman]

I only let Kaboul off for 4.

Disgusted. Come back Ramon Vega. All is forgiven.

 

[tippspur59]

I'm going with Verts,even an U/12 player would know not to put the ball across your own area like that.

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Went with Walker against Chelsea. Of the 10, it's the one which made me laugh and make this face the most:

Edit: Not laugh at the time, but while watching those GIFs back now.

 

[Kingstheman]

I'm going with Verts,even an U/12 player would know not to put the ball across your own area like that.

I was tempted to go with him only (but then got into 'Hulk, smash!' mode).

It's the attitude. When he messes up, it magnifies all of the sulk.

 

[ravo]

I gave it to Verts as he has been, for me, the biggest disappointment this season - considering he was in the team of the year last season.

 

[Skye Sauces]

Mattspur, excellent job some truly awful memories!

For me it's a dead heat between Vertonghen's slip and Naughton running under the ball against Southampton.

Any significance that 8 of the 10 occurred under Sherwood?

 

[idontgetit]

 

[idontgetit]

I'd be more than willing to make it. And I've got Sony Vegas.

Where was this in the end?

 

[only1waddle]

Dawson falling over in possession vs Fulham was also a right howler, probably a better one than in the poll.

 

[anydange]

Loving this, great work! Does anyone have stats to show how many of the goals we conceded this season were due to individual errors? Have a feeling it'd be record breaking numbers.

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Where was this in the end?

Totally forgot about it mate! I've got lots of spare time now that my exams are done, so expect this done soon actually!

Rose's one got the most votes, so he'll get the treatment

 

[StockSpur]

i find this offensive..

such shit defending all year its untrue.

 

[Shadydan]

I've changed my mind...the Paulinho/Ade double act against West Ham wins hands down for me.

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

As Danny Rose has committed the worst mistake, he gets his own "Keyboard Cat" video as requested, where we can all releive the glory/horror:

Even Wenger was surprised at how bad it was.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

8. Walker wins, two years running.

 

[SpurSince57]

Those errors are actually DISGRACEFUL! All teams make 2-3 bad errors throughout the season. But with Spurs it's week after week! It's incredible that we're still 6th in the table. I was making this point earlier but I'll say it again. We could bring in Guardiola to manage Spurs. But if these players are making individual errors then what difference would it make? I hate to say it but LVG will also fail at Spurs if we don't upgrade our left back and possibly another quality CB who can play every game.

I've voted number (5) Naughton. I can't accept the ball bouncing over the players head.

Remember 2006-07, when Jol and Hughton were getting slaughtered because of our defensive failings? Yet the previous season we had one of the best defensive records in our entire history. You can practise set pieces all you like in training, but it only takes one dick (in 2006-07, usually Chimbonda) to go AWOL at a set piece and it's all for nothing.

Torn between Walker's backward header against Chelsea and Vertonghen's assist for Eto'o. We've had some absolute lulus this season.