Gareth Bale (Rumour to Deal Done)

[spursfan77]

That guy has just lost his wife her job!

Bale's agent probably told him not to get on the plane at the last minute.

 

[$hoguN]

If AVB didn't get on the plane with the team, I think it is unlikely to have anything to do with Bale.

 

[only1waddle]

Richard Canning ‏@real_richcan 1h
My wife was part of the security team that boarded the spurs flight, she didn't see Bale. But was told he traveled to the airport then left

By who? all very strange

 

[mil1lion]

It's obvious that AVB is more concerned with the game against Cambridge City next Wednesday. He has decided to stay back with Bale so they have extra time to prepare.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

I suppose we assume its positive because if we were simply selling Bale, as the worthless media has been reporting, there would be no need for AVB to get off the plane. They would have said their goodbye before the bus left. Something appears to have happened that needed AVB's involvement... no idea what that would be, but we're running out of straws to clutch at here.

How I read this situation is as a last ditch attempt to try convince him, if as I said it is indeed Bale related.

Why would he miss preparation for the game and not just speak to Bale Monday?

Bale was at the training ground this week at several points, why did Andre not speak to him then?

I want to put a positive spin on it but heck, it could be a personal problem, we're in the dark atm.

 

[ButchCassidy]

How I read this situation is as a last ditch attempt to try convince him, if as I said it is indeed Bale related.

Why would he miss preparation for the game and not just speak to Bale Monday?

Bale was at the training ground this week at several points, why did Andre not speak to him then?

I want to put a positive spin on it but heck, it could be a personal problem, we're in the dark atm.

We're in the dark for sure, but before this news we were pretty much all resigned to the worst case scenario of selling Bale, so (if AVB's departure is indeed Bale related) its not like it could get a lot worse.

 

[Misfit]

If AVB didn't get on the plane with the team, I think it is unlikely to have anything to do with Bale.

Yes. A distinct possibility. Let's hope it's nothing genuinely serious, and no, that doesn't include which club a young multimillionaire decides to kick around a plastic sphere full of air for.

 

[Jamturk]

How I read this situation is as a last ditch attempt to try convince him, if as I said it is indeed Bale related.

Why would he miss preparation for the game and not just speak to Bale Monday?

Bale was at the training ground this week at several points, why did Andre not speak to him then?

I want to put a positive spin on it but heck, it could be a personal problem, we're in the dark atm.

Maybe as Bale got to the airport he was informed that a suitable bid had been accepted?

 

[Gedson100]

You couldn't make this up!

Plenty are trying!

Absolutely 100% plucked out of the sky speculation here today

 

[carpediem1906]

avb got off the plane to threaten to quit when he heard that bale offer is being accepted.









onion.

 

[only1waddle]

Maybe as Bale got to the airport he was informed that a suitable bid had been accepted?

Now that would be timing of ridonkulous proportions..

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Maybe as Bale got to the airport he was informed that a suitable bid had been accepted?

Bale never went to the airport?

 

[Vwbottom]

Or..... AVB forgot his passport.

 

[easley91]

He said his wife is the security manager for MAG at Stansted. MAG being 'The Manchester Airports Group Plc (M.A.G)'

 

[only1waddle]

avb got off the plane to threaten to quit when he heard that bale offer is being accepted.









onion.

I think you just cranked it up to 11..

 

[Berglad]

My guess would be AVB, and (hopefully) Bale and/or Soldado. AVB for certain though.

the strippers will be on this one, also

 

[hutchiniho]

Maybe he couldn't get a babysitter?

Someone not well back home?

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

It takes about a hour to get from London to Monaco on a plane. We're a fairly rich club... chartered planes, etc... what's the panic?!

 

[ilikeost]

If the story of AVB staying in London is true then to me it sounds like a last grasp of convincing Bale to stay from AVB.

Sounds just like a romantic comedy.

Scene:

AVB sat in his seat pondering life without Bale, trying to accept it. But all of a sudden he looked up with fire in his eyes.

"No... Not like this", he muttered under his breath with his raspy but also sexy voice.

AVB jumped out of his seat and looked for the exit. Freund noticed the comotion.

"Andre, what are you doing?", Freund called out confused.
"I can't let it end like this, I will not let this happen Steffen!", AVB replied with conviction.

Freund looked deep into Andres fiery eyes for a short moment, then he started to nod silently.

"Go, I'll hold the fort untill you are back with our boy!", Freund said with pride in his voice.

AVB smiled and in a flash he was heading out the door.

"You can't leave, we are already airborn!", a stewardess called out.

AVB turned arround and looked into her eyes. And as their eyes locked together she knew he had to go and there was nothing she could do to stop him.

"Tell the pilot to slow down a bit for me, okay Babe?", said AVB.
"Yes, sir. Right away, sir.", she replied and blushed, obviously in love.

AVB kicked the door of the jet open and without hesitation he leaped out in a heroic fashion. He closed his eyes as he fell.

"I don't need my eyes to judge where the ground is, I just need my heart, and my heart is already on the ground!", he thought.

The ground was coming closer at a fast rate. AVB pictured Bale smiling, dancing like he did that night in June when they first met. Just as AVB was about to hit the ground he, using his raspy, low voice started humming.

"Hhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

The pitch was so low that it affected the fabric of time and time stoped! He was hovering, just centimeters of the ground. AVB continued his humming. He stood up and looked arround. By chance or fate he had landed back at the airport. AVB stoped humming and time resumed like nothing had happened.

AVB started to run. He knew he had to stop Bale before he got on the plane to Madrid. He ran into the lobby and rushed to the front of the queue to buy a ticket.

"I need to buy a ticked to flight MDRIDSUXA55, I need to get on that plane!, AVB said to the woman at the counter.
"I'm sorry sir but the flight just left!", she said and pointed out the window at a plane leaving the runway, she was obviously in love with AVB.

With a somber look on his face AVB turned arround and started to head for the exit. Rain poured down outside as he wept silent man tears.

"Hey you.", a familiar voice spoke softly.

AVB turned arround, wiping his tears away with the back of his hand.

"You, you are here, you didn't leave?", AVB stuttered.
"No, I realised that I was wrong and I waited here because I knew you would come back for me.", Bale said with a big loving smile on his face.

The men embraced each other and let out a sigh of releif.

"Promise me you'll never do anything like this again!", said AVB.
"I don't know what to say, I'm sorry.", Bale replied.

AVB released Bale from his grasp and looked into his eyes.

"Lets not speak of it again.", he said.

And before Bale had a chance to reply AVB pressed his lips against Bales and they kissed.

The end.

Oscar please!

 

[Jonno1977]

I've got it, There's a photo being done with Bale and Soldado signing their contacts either side of AVB!