Harry Kane

[TheVoiceofReason]

Thinking maybe Javier Bardem could play him to add a bit more depth to the role...?


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A lot of similarities as well, no?

He’s already been pencilled for the Conte movie

 

[jonnyp]

He’s already been pencilled for the Conte movie

 

[coys761]

Why do they have Christmas off?
Anyway, it might be an advantage for the Euros when he had a break, but I'm stunned that they don't play. What's the reason behind that ?

 

[muppetman]

Why do they have Christmas off?
Anyway, it might be an advantage for the Euros when he had a break, but I'm stunned that they don't play. What's the reason behind that ?

Player welfare? Fans spending Christmas with families rather than traipsing all over the country for a midday kick off?

 

[spurs mental]

Player welfare? Fans spending Christmas with families rather than traipsing all over the country for a midday kick off?

Will never ever forget the game v Southampton at Wembley on the 26th, at 12.30, how sparse the crowd seemed, how torturous it was to get there on the best of days.

But the PL, Sky and BT would never allow those games not to go ahead or be removed from the calendar. Too much money to be made.

 

[djhotspur]

Option C) he’s surrounded by other world class players who can drag other teams out of position as all the focus isn’t on just stopping Kane.

There are decent teams in the league but Bayern are so good that they’re levels above the rest. Don’t forget that Dortmund beat Newcastle home and away this year yet Bayern still destroyed them.

They’re so good yet they god spanked 5-1 by a mid table team in Frankfurt… aren’t even top of their league…

 

[Gb160]

Why do they have Christmas off?
Anyway, it might be an advantage for the Euros when he had a break, but I'm stunned that they don't play. What's the reason behind that ?

Foreigners are lazy.

 

[muppetman]

Will never ever forget the game v Southampton at Wembley on the 26th, at 12.30, how sparse the crowd seemed, how torturous it was to get there on the best of days.

But the PL, Sky and BT would never allow those games not to go ahead or be removed from the calendar. Too much money to be made.

I remember a few years ago, there was a NYD game at Southampton vs Newcastle, with a midday kick off. Absolutely no fucks given about the match going fan, all about the TV.

 

[jurgen11]

at least we have 2pm NYE this year to totally fuck up your NYE plans...and no Boxing Day at all grrrrrrr...

 

[coys761]

Just scored this beauty!

 

[goughie1966]

Just scored this beauty!

Yes lovely goal but why is there no one near the best striker in the world. There's not a player within 20 yds of him. Have they not heard of him over there?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Why do they have Christmas off?
Anyway, it might be an advantage for the Euros when he had a break, but I'm stunned that they don't play. What's the reason behind that ?

You ought to know, you're in fucking Bavaria. I'm only surprised you didn't mention how curious your son is. We give everyone a chance, even in the face of the SC peasantry outing you as a troll, we gave the benefit of the doubt. But sod that, you're clearly taking the piss.

Meet my 11 year old banstick.

 

[mano-obe]

Beautiful goal, played well. Held the ball up nicely near the end and a few mazy runs on the wing.

I don't know how he scores these long-rangers, superb lazer guided passing too, but he was the worst free kick taker I ever seen. Glad to see him doing well still

 

[arunspurs]

Kane playing like Kane.
Not surprising.

 

[bomberH]

Kane and Muller mucking around after their win. Then the commentary went roughly like
this….

Commentator: Muller speaks a little English and they obviously have a bond. Kane speaks a little English too, I’ve heard him.

Co-commentator: He just has problems with the pronunciations.

I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt to the co commentator and believe that he thought the commentator said Kane speaks a little German. But I know, really, that isn’t the case.

Anyway, Kane will finish in the top 3 for sure this year even though his game has been exactly the same for the last several years with Spurs. It’s literally all about trophies isn’t it.

 

[UncleBuck]

Yes lovely goal but why is there no one near the best striker in the world. There's not a player within 20 yds of him. Have they not heard of him over there?

Most couldn’t get near him over here so it’s hardly surprising!
Stays injury free and he’ll end up with about 50 I reckon, he’s still quite clearly getting used to his surroundings and team mates….

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

You ought to know, you're in fucking Bavaria. I'm only surprised you didn't mention how curious your son is. We give everyone a chance, even in the face of the SC peasantry outing you as a troll, we gave the benefit of the doubt. But sod that, you're clearly taking the piss.

Meet my 11 year old banstick.

It’s had 4 new heads and 6 new handles Dave.

 

[RuskyM]

I'm convinced he found a monkeys paw around about 2011, because how can you be breaking all these records and still be second.

 

[Trent Crimm]

You ought to know, you're in fucking Bavaria. I'm only surprised you didn't mention how curious your son is. We give everyone a chance, even in the face of the SC peasantry outing you as a troll, we gave the benefit of the doubt. But sod that, you're clearly taking the piss.

Meet my 11 year old banstick.

His kids gonna be well Les Mis

 

[eViL]

I remember a few years ago, there was a NYD game at Southampton vs Newcastle, with a midday kick off. Absolutely no fucks given about the match going fan, all about the TV.

Can't imagine that game even pulling a massive TV audience either.