Harry Kane

[fishhhandaricecake]

I'm convinced he found a monkeys paw around about 2011, because how can you be breaking all these records and still be second.

And they're out of 2 cups I think you're right, Harry is cursed.

 

[GuytheGorilla]

You ought to know, you're in fucking Bavaria. I'm only surprised you didn't mention how curious your son is. We give everyone a chance, even in the face of the SC peasantry outing you as a troll, we gave the benefit of the doubt. But sod that, you're clearly taking the piss.

Meet my 11 year old banstick.

Does Harry Kane have an 11 year old son?

 

[Marty]

Does Harry Kane have an 11 year old son?

I know you're joking but I checked Kane's wiki and his eldest is 6. Meaning poor Kate has popped out four kids in just six years.

That's a more impressive feat than her husband's goalscoring.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Meet my 11 year old banstick.

Are those mud-stained tears running down the side?

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

 

[RuskyM]

Workshy freeloader.

 

[SpursForever71]

For me i really hope he wins something there, and it would be really petty if you didnt. He will always be one of our own, and like i did with Bale, i just want him to succeed, as he gave us everything he had.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

For me i really hope he wins something there, and it would be really petty if you didnt. He will always be one of our own, and like i did with Bale, i just want him to succeed, as he gave us everything he had.

Anyone who leaves for personal glory, really is not "one of us".

 

[Trent Crimm]

Anyone who leaves for personal glory, really is not "one of us".

Yeah. How dare someone be personally ambitious and try out new shit.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Yeah. How dare someone be personally ambitious and try out new shit.

They can do that - and I don't begrudge them the opportunity - but then do that - they are not one of us.

We don't decide to pick up and change club allegiances - "Just so we can have some personal glory in supporting a winner"

 

[SpursForever71]

Anyone who leaves for personal glory, really is not "one of us".

come on, any footballer anywhere is after personal glory. Its a team sport but lets not kid ourselves.

 

[Col_M]

You ought to know, you're in fucking Bavaria. I'm only surprised you didn't mention how curious your son is. We give everyone a chance, even in the face of the SC peasantry outing you as a troll, we gave the benefit of the doubt. But sod that, you're clearly taking the piss.

Meet my 11 year old banstick.

You have to ban his son as well.

 

[Dillspur]

I'm very disappointed that Spurs aren't the team he’s watching, he clearly hates us, glad we got rid.....

 

[DJS]

Is that Maddison he’s talking to via video chat?

Man I still miss him, don’t care what anyone says it still feels empty for me without him.

 

[jay2040]

Is that Maddison he’s talking to via video chat?

Man I still miss him, don’t care what anyone says it still feels empty for me without him.

I do feel the void too though am equally excited each game to see what the team does.

 

[mightyspur]

You have to ban his son as well.

That might be difficult, because he's not real. Great, now I'm crying.

 

[SlotBadger]

That might be difficult, because he's not real. Great, now I'm crying.

Last sentence has done me.

 

[jurgen]

Kane jumps nine positions to 4th best player in the world in the Guardian top 100 footballers list. The Bayern effect is immediate and suddenly he's being bracketed amongst the very very best.

Although they have Haaland first and he's just a very rich man's Kevin Davies..

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

Harry is a real family man and I can't see him being happy with this set up as a long term arrangement. His kids are very young and he's missing so much. Unless he can convince them to move over(which won't be easy) I think he will want out sooner rather than later.

They’ve found a house now I think so they’ll be moving over soon.

 

[cjbyid]

A post saying he's leaving a hotel.

Wow.