Harry Kane

[McArchibald]

His wife and family for a start. How long can he go on living in a separate country to his wife and young family?

He'll be home for Christmas. After a midweek round of games, the Bundesliga closes shop until mid January

 

[Trix]

He'll be home for Christmas. After a midweek round of games, the Bundesliga closes shop until mid January

Harry is a real family man and I can't see him being happy with this set up as a long term arrangement. His kids are very young and he's missing so much. Unless he can convince them to move over(which won't be easy) I think he will want out sooner rather than later.

 

[Gassin's finest]

He'll be home for Christmas. After a midweek round of games, the Bundesliga closes shop until mid January

Send Sonny and Madders round to his gaff on Boxing Day, get him to come home.

 

[E17yid]

Germans are a bit odd let’s be honest. I think I’d tell my family to stay away.

 

[philll]

In the commentary yesterday they said he'd been living in a hotel but was about to move into a villa over there with his family.

 

[Marty]

In the commentary yesterday they said he'd been living in a hotel but was about to move into a villa over there with his family.

Yeah I thought I read last week that he'd bought a house there now.

 

[FrankSpencer]

In the commentary yesterday they said he'd been living in a hotel but was about to move into a villa over there with his family.

Lucas Hernandez old gaff.

 

[aliyid]

I mean, honestly. What's he doing there? It’s so fucking easy for him. Nearly all these goals are piss easy tap ins and headers under no pressure at all. Either it's evidence that all these player's whose records he's destroying weren't all that, thereby proving how tough the premier league is in comparison... or the Bundesliga really is on its arse these days.

Option C) he’s surrounded by other world class players who can drag other teams out of position as all the focus isn’t on just stopping Kane.

There are decent teams in the league but Bayern are so good that they’re levels above the rest. Don’t forget that Dortmund beat Newcastle home and away this year yet Bayern still destroyed them.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

If they were to make a movie about Kane's life/Career - they should get Wyatt Russell to play Kane:

 

[Trix]

If they were to make a movie about Kane's life/Career - they should get Wyatt Russell to play Kane:

Why?

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Why?

Because I can't think of any actors who look more like Kane.



Did not think this was a controversial topic - more whimsical....

 

[Trix]

Because I can't think of any actors who look more like Kane.



Did not think this was a controversial topic - more whimsical....

Just don't see any resemblance at all personally.

 

[Japhet]

Stuttgart is supposedly a top team in the BL but they have been absolutely awful, I really don't have one good thing to say about them so far.

Makes you realise what a piss poor league it is apart from a handful of teams, most of which blow hot and cold.

 

[coysjod]

Because I can't think of any actors who look more like Kane.



Did not think this was a controversial topic - more whimsical....

Thinking maybe Javier Bardem could play him to add a bit more depth to the role...?

A lot of similarities as well, no?

 

[Partizan]

I mean, honestly. What's he doing there? Its so fucking easy for him. Nearly all these goals are piss easy tap ins and headers under no pressure at all. Either it's evidence that all these player's whose records he's destroying weren't all that, thereby proving how tough the premier league is in comparison... or the Bundesliga really is on its arse these days.

And yet all their teams are through to the knockout rounds of the European competitions, and have more in the CL than England do.

Also as much of an advantage Bayern have as a club over their rivals, an off day saw them getting absolutely walloped by an underwhelming Eintracht side by 5-1. Not something you'd be more likely to see happen to Man City in England.

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Thinking maybe Javier Bardem could play him to add a bit more depth to the role...?


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A lot of similarities as well, no?

And he looks more like him!

 

[mark87]

Just don't see any resemblance at all personally.

That guy looks more like De Ligt.

 

[ljinko888]

Ryan Gosling has more of a resemblance to Kane since we're on that subject. Mostly because they have that slightly pointy chin/thin-moustache and beard combo.

Never thought I'd be typing those words in a football forum by the way.

 

[Gassin's finest]

More like him than the lad that played him in Dear England, who looks more like Peter Crouch tbh...

 

[McFlash]

And he looks more like him!

In the way that he also looks nothing like him.