How will you react if we lift the title?

[Rogmeister]

Too early

 

[Lighty64]

firstly I expect to have tears of joy, and should stop sobbing by Tuesday, then as a non drinker as its not the best thing to do with my job and meds, I will open the 2 bottles of Champaign I got for my 50th 2 years ago, and pour only 3 glasses out for me and my kids, sod the wife she wanted Leicester to win it about 6 weeks ago

then once I find out when the date is for the parade I will do my best to somehow get somewhere near the town hall, and hope my legs can get me somewhere near it, as i'd have no idea where close I would be able to get with the car and park it.

 

[bigpalacios]

I will wank, furiously.

 

[Hazardousman]

I will wank, furiously.

How is that different to any other day?

 

[tippspur59]

DRINK!

 

[Hazardousman]

If we win the league I will cry like a grown baby, not sure how I will celebrate but I do know that I will cry, I only ever cried once before and that was the birth of my son so that's a pretty big deal for me.

Fuck every time Harry scores I feel like crying, starting to think the Mrs is slipping estrogen in my drinks come to think of it, I am starting to grow breasts as the season goes on...Hmm, I guess I will celebrate by playing with them.

 

[Khilari]

Run down my street naked screaming. Not as a forfeit, or dare, just because the utter joy and disbelief would prompt me to do something really stupid like that.

Better get down the gym. And hope it's not too cold.

 

[Lamelad]

I think I'd cry.

Also some of my cousins and I have a bet on that we'd get the tattoo if we win it.

Lloris lifting the trophy with Harry. A bus parade around North London.. I think it would be one of the best day of my life. So much pain I have had in the last 20 years supporting this team..

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

I'll be focussed on the next game.

 

[yusrisafri]

Leicester are 5 points ahead of us you know.

 

[Hazardousman]

Leicester are 5 points ahead of us you know.

It will be two after Monday night

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

I will write a tank you letter to AVB for building the foundation of this successful team, being that plenty of the present core were signed under his reign.

Then I'll thank Tim Sherwood, namely for leaving the club.

Then I'll invite Pochettino to share the filthy expensive bottle of wine I've been saving for this occasion since I was 18.

 

[Dougal]

Something along these lines...

Mr. Burns: Homer, I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we’re getting some drive-thru, then we’re doing it twice.

 

[Klinsmannesque]

Have shipped the wife off to a spa for the last weekend of the season. She is already dreading what she could come back to if it happens.

 

[KingKay]

In all seriousness, I think I'll spontaneously combust.

 

[Gassin's finest]

 

[N17Shelf]

conga all the way back to chingford, drunk, so very drunk, for days, possibly weeks

 

[Marty]

I'm at work on the last day of the season, as technical producer for the Premier League shows here in Norway.

I'm going to lose it, and the whole post-match programme is going to go to shit. But it'll be totally worth it.

 

[Stamford]

I'll be in the Newcastle end so probably getting my head kicked in

 

[Dov67]

after my wife has peeled my son and I off the ceiling I think I will run into the street screaming,jumping on cars until i get arrested or pass out.....whatever comes first.

on the other hand if we have it in our hands on the last day and don't win it I will need 6 months off work for emotional trauma.