ITK - Berbatov News

[nicdic]

Jurgenthegerman posted: this is what he was told.

We were locked in talks with the sulking one and his agent all afternoon ..........at least we are trying to find out if that song by the Beatles might apply........."If there is anything that you want ,if there is anything I can do just send it along with love from me to you ..."

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

or maybe even let it be.

 

[weststandvoice]

More nonsense, wunderbar....

 

[houstonspur]

Or "Hey Jud(as)e".

 

[recklessyido]

yawn..

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

Or "Hey Jud(as)e".

hardly. he could have jumped ship last year if he really wanted to. it's funny how people don't go on about klinsmann buggering off after 1 year to Bayern, whereas with Berba-he scores 23 goals 2 seasons running; helps us to win the cup and sets up more goals than anyone; .....comes in for more stick then most.

also, i wouldn't give him the same nickname as sol campbell. atleast he doesn't give all this wankerfuckery about loving the club and then fucking off on a free transfer.

 

[Bulletspur]

"Something in the way he moves................."

 

[kishman]

He'll stay.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Jurgenthegerman posted: this is what he was told.

We were locked in talks with the sulking one and his agent all afternoon ..........at least we are trying to find out if that song by the Beatles might apply........."If there is anything that you want ,if there is anything I can do just send it along with love from me to you ..."

There's one by the Bay City Rollers that i'm starting to look forward to singing :up:

 

[recklessyido]

bring back Naybet!

 

[tottenham4life]

i dont care to much for money, money cant buy me love

 

[DoublePivot]

Or "Hey Jud(as)e".

That was almost worth a neg rep. But it was just stupid and not offensive.

hardly. he could have jumped ship last year if he really wanted to. it's funny how people don't go on about klinsmann buggering off after 1 year to Bayern, whereas with Berba-he scores 23 goals 2 seasons running; helps us to win the cup and sets up more goals than anyone; .....comes in for more stick then most.

also, i wouldn't give him the same nickname as sol campbell. atleast he doesn't give all this wankerfuckery about loving the club and then fucking off on a free transfer.

And if he does leave, he's going to garner a 20 million profit after all of that for the club. Hardly worth being called Judas by some Yank-wank!

 

[houstonspur]

Wow. We've got some hypersensitive people here. It's only football.

 

[MarkinJapan]

The long and winding road that leads to.... Madrid

 

[kishman]

bring back Naybet!

:dance: Naybet :dance:

 

[Stoof]

I'm in favour of a Naybet for Berbatov swap.

 

[lily_lane]

There's one by the Bay City Rollers that i'm starting to look forward to singing :up:

That was a dagger to my heart!

"Bye Bye Baby" ........

Berbs would not look good in tartan troosers though.

 

[SpurSince57]

Jtg…

 

[Bill_Oddie]

After A Hard Day's Night of negotiating, Berba has to consider a move Across the Universe, well, continent. Because I've Got A Feeling, All My Loving won't keep him now. But maybe Donna Cullen's will...Ain't She Sweet? Maybe he'll stay for her benefit. Or The Benefit of Mr Kite. Whatever, if he does stay, we'll be Flying.

In My Life, I've probably never seen a more talented player at the Lane. Please, Please Me and stay, Berbs. If I had my way, he'd still be turning out at the Lane When I'm Sixty-four. Whatever the problems, We Can Work It Out. Come Together with your agent and tell us that you're going Nowhere Man.

I sure we're currently flashing the cash so that in a few months we can tell Berba, Baby You're a Rich Man. And it could be worse, he could be Back in the (former) USSR. And maybe we could swing a deal whereby he avoids paying too much to the Taxman? Sod it, if he commits, he can even Drive My Car.

Was he not impressed with the signing of Modric? He'll be setting up goals Here, There & Everywhere. Berba won't have to put up with The Ballad of Jerm and Zoko when it comes to creativity anymore. We're going through a Revolution here. He can Help with that. And this is a club with heritage. We weren't formed Yesterday.

In any event, it's got to be better than joining Sgt Avram's Long-ball, Heartless Club/Band of brothers. As long as he doesn't join them. But he wouldn't do that to us. That'll Be The Day he would deserve to be yelled at: Hey Jud-as. And where else would he go? Villareal? Nah, the Yellow Submarine could never afford him. Likewise anywhere but the very top sides in Europe.

Ultimately, All Things Must Pass. Is this The End? Maybe he'll be off today, tomorrow or Any Time At All. So, All Together Now: Get Back to the Lane, Berba. Get Back to where you once belonged.



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[Blotto]

First: me=:beer::beer:...so...:shrug:

I think that I am officially tired of wondering about Berbs, its getting to the point where, if needed, I will personally put my foot up his arse and walk him to Milan like some sort of sick and perverted human/dog/fetish thing and thus return with the huge payday.

or

If looks like staying, I will just be happy and shut up.

Perversion and annoyance aside, there is no doubt that all the ITK/news of late has a hint of desperation about it...