*Job Alert - Defoe Enterprises looking for PA

[Geyzer Soze]

http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/...tm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4

Given that job spec I really don't know what the man intends to do with his time!

Arse Wiping is the only task i can think of that doesn't get a mention, but I am sure it's required ...

RESPONSIBILITIES

• Diary management for Sandra and Jermain
• Data management and administration duties
• Dealing with incoming email, faxes and post
• Drafting emails on director/managers behalf
• Answering Calls and handling enquiries
• Create database of all business contacts
• Produce daily/Weekly briefs via email
• Writing minutes and taking dictations
• Prepare Presentations
• Arrange travelling and accommodation for Jermain
• Working on certain projects and carrying out research
• Liaison with sponsors i.e. addidas etc.
• Briefing directors/managers before meetings and appearances
• Travelling with Jermain/ Sandra on business meetings UK (international when required)
• Occasional travel alone for business meetings setting up business opportunities for Jermain.
• Organising manager on a daily basis: lunch etc.
• Working alongside Chonte Marketing director on specific projects

ERRANDS

• Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday task etc.
• Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean.
• Select and Organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc

PROPERTIES

• Organising all the Defoe family’s households and needs
• Organising Cleaners and food shopping when necessary
• Overseeing Gardeners
• Domestic Cleaners
• Security

SOCIAL EVENTS

• Book all social events i.e.
• Theatre, Concerts, Cinema, Musicals
• Restaurant bookings and recommendations
• Spa Days
• Family outings

FAMILY

• Planning Yearly events including family birthdays and other celebrations
• Organising yearly family holidays and individual holidays.
• Managing and organising individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase. Family pets)
• Dealing with the domestic running of all Defoe family properties including international.
• Creating an inventory for holiday Villas.
• Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire, Christmas, New years etc.)

BRANDING

• To create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name
• Growing his online database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms.
• Gaining further recognition within the media
• Producing his own iphone apps
• Identify source of sponsorship opportunities

POTENTIAL PROJECTS

1. Growing The Jermain Defoe foundation charity i.e. yearly fundraising and events
2. Create his own clothing line/Fragrance for e-commerce on his website
3. Starting up his own Sports Mentoring and Management company
4. Football Grass roots soccer academy

JOB ROLE

WORKING FROM THE JERMAIN DEFOE OFFICE MONDAY – FRIDAY 9.30am-5.30pm

There will be out of hours and weekend work depending on manager’s event diary or projects.

Must be on call 24/7

 

[brasil_spur]

Lol! That was basically a 'run Jermain Defoe's life for him' ad.

 

[Mr.D]

If that's genuine then it's caste iron proof that the modern day footballer simply doesn't have a clue about 'normal' society and are so far removed from the average supporter that it's laughable.

 

[ronspurs]

do you get access to the defoe enterprises box at spurs?

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Sandra is his Mother, right?

 

[TaoistMonkey]

What a lazy turd.

 

[sherbornespurs]

* Must be willing to live in Sunderland.

 

[riggi]

He ever watched Roots or Django? We passed all that defoe!

 

[Gassin's finest]

Dear god...

 

[Geyzer Soze]

You are a seriously dumb fuck to give any one person that much responsibility over your life, you'd be far too tied to them and they could rip you off blind and you would never even know it, and even if you did your entire life is so tied to one person that you could not get rid of them if you needed to.

Completely mad.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I have a feeling it may be fake.

I sent it on to my colleague and it picked up loads of spelling errors. Adidas being an obvious one.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

I have a feeling it may be fake.

I sent it on to my colleague and it picked up loads of spelling errors. Adidas being an obvious one.

Why would it be a fake? It's a genuine job site anyway.

Costs min 750£ to put a job ad on there. Prety expensive hoax!

https://recruiter.secsinthecity.co.uk/

 

[Ghost Hardware]

"Producing his own app" .... Keeps you up to date with every JD offside as soon as it happens where ever you are in the world.

 

[Dougal]

Why would it be a fake? It's a genuine job site anyway.

Costs min 750£ to put a job ad on there. Prety expensive hoax!

https://recruiter.secsinthecity.co.uk/

Could be a team mate...

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Could be a team mate...

Would explain the poor spelling.

But i don't think it's a fake, his ex PA left in May 2015

 

[hughy]

I don't see how this is surprising. Lots of professional footballer's have PA's. Usually a family member or friend looking to get a bit of cash...

 

[rossdapep]

Hmmmm I'm currently job hunting........

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Hmmmm I'm currently job hunting........

Are you flexible, 'hands on' and willing to 'go the extra mile'?







& blonde with big tits

 

[rossdapep]

Are you flexible, 'hands on' and willing to 'go the extra mile'?







& blonde with big tits

Yes, maybe and no.....I thought Jermaine preferred big booties?

 

[Rocksuperstar]

H&J are ripping the piss out of this on Talksport atm