*Job Alert - Defoe Enterprises looking for PA

[Rob]

Someone skilled in both laundry and establishing sports management companies.

Would love to see the CVs of the applicants

 

[thinktank]

Father some kids for him maybe?

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Someone skilled in both laundry and establishing sports management companies.

Would love to see the CVs of the applicants

Don't forget, launch his own fragrance and fashion line from his website...

 

[myhartlane]

It's clearly a gag.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Very funny!

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/do-i-want-to-be-jermain-defoes-pa-609?utm_source=vicefbuk

Excerpt ..... The main thing I love about this job listing is how it spirals from the usual PA specialisms ("Have the highest level of office duties including managing emails and dealing with all incoming telephone enquires") through to more niche stuff ("Select and Organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc") through to just straight up mad shit ("Create his own clothing line/Fragrance for e-commerce on his website"). It's a hundred jobs at once, a million jobs at once. Essentially, you are organising every single aspect of Jermain Defoe's life for him, and then developing a clothing line on his behalf – AND A CHARITY ......

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Just got back in the motor on the way home, Talksport have mocked up a glamorous radio ad for it, proper funny stuff. I mean, really, i'm leaning toward @myhartlane 's theory here, it's got to be a wind up. Maybe a team mate put the ad out there as a jape, however it came about, intentionally or not, it's bloody funny.

 

[Navin R Johnson]

Sixty grand a year for what amounts to employing a wife, two things spring to mind; one, the missus will want a pay rise if she gets a whiff of this and two, the relationship would be businesslike with sex off the table-so exactly like employing a wife!

 

[Spurs 1961]

Was laughing at it and mentioned it to my wife who has been personal assist to CEO's and said yes that is the sort of things you do, especially for celeb PA's

 

[UncleBuck]

Bet he ruins her within a month...

 

[tototoner]

Those are just basic modern footballer demands, they live in a different world to the rest of us

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Jermaine 'explains himself'

http://m.sunderlandecho.com/news/su...his-search-for-a-personal-assistant-1-7434567

Of course it's all about 'the charity' & 'the kids'

 

[ClintEastwould]

Sign me up.

 

[aliyid]

Something for Ade to do on a Sat afternoon

 

[riggi]

Jermaine 'explains himself'

http://m.sunderlandecho.com/news/su...his-search-for-a-personal-assistant-1-7434567

Of course it's all about 'the charity' & 'the kids'

You two are mates now. Have a word.

 

[Shadydan]

Jermaine 'explains himself'

http://m.sunderlandecho.com/news/su...his-search-for-a-personal-assistant-1-7434567

Of course it's all about 'the charity' & 'the kids'

What's it about then?

 

[Syn_13]

Berahino might think about applying for this. It'll give him something to do for the next 4 months.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

What's it about then?

Read the job description

 

[Shadydan]

Read the job description

I have but I'm asking you.

 

[DJS]

I never knew Defoe was that close to Sandro that they moved in together? How cute.

Anywhoo I may be in need of a new job soon so what the heck!

 

[Geyzer Soze]

I have but I'm asking you.

What's got your goat, dude? Spit it out