Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[RichieS]

I can't be the only one who finds it totally hilarious that Chelsea are going to sign a keeper called Kepa

Like when we signed Brazilian centre back Rodrigo Defendi.

 

[VegasII]

Smoke me a Kepa, I'll be back for Breakfast...

 

[hughy]

Is he any good? Never even heard of him.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Is he any good? Never even heard of him.

I've seen the figure of £71 mill*quoted ! That's x2 Edersons ffs

They still have 23 players out on loan and snared Green as a back up. More ins and outs

Somehow I don't think Chelsea are too skint just yet the bastards.

*after some mild chastisement I have amended the figure. Cheers sebo_sek xx

 

[sebo_sek]

I've seen the figure of £71 quoted ! That's x2 Edersons ffs

They still have 23 players out on loan and snared Green as a back up. More ins and outs

Somehow I don't think Chelsea are too skint just yet the bastards.

71 quid? Blimey the ghost of Arnesen still haunts the Bridge.

 

[DCSPUR]

I've seen the figure of £71 quoted ! That's x2 Edersons ffs

They still have 23 players out on loan and snared Green as a back up. More ins and outs

Somehow I don't think Chelsea are too skint just yet the bastards.

right! Was sure that some itk suggested they were in trouble but alas not it seems

 

[Hakkz]

right! Was sure that some itk suggested they were in trouble but alas not it seems

Trix has said they're a mess but they seem to be hanging on.

 

[Marty]

They'll surely get something like £70m for Courtois? Won't be a huge net outlay for them. If Real are willing to go higher the Chavs will end up in a profit.

Of course the hope is that Kepa doesn't adapt well to the PL.

 

[Marty]

Trix has said they're a mess but they seem to be hanging on.

Pretty sure the mess is as much behind the scenes in terms of hierarchies and different factions in the club, in addition to the Russian tightening the purse strings.

It might spill out onto the pitch eventually. At least we can hope.

 

[Hakkz]

Pretty sure the mess is as much behind the scenes in terms of hierarchies and different factions in the club, in addition to the Russian tightening the purse strings.

They are still doing business though. Unlike some other clubs.

 

[werty]

They'll surely get something like £70m for Courtois? Won't be a huge net outlay for them. If Real are willing to go higher the Chavs will end up in a profit.

Of course the hope is that Kepa doesn't adapt well to the PL.

Don't Real only want to pay 30-40 million for him? Think he's in the last year of his deal.

No idea how good Kepa is. Glad they aren't going for Oblak though. He's the only one out there who wouldn't be a downgrade on Courtois.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Is he any good? Never even heard of him.

He's a Kepa

 

[riggi]

I don't get how Chelsea fans can complain about anything.

 

[sebo_sek]

I don't get how Chelsea fans can complain about anything.

Being privileged grows on you.

 

[Col_M]

Hopefully Real wait till the window closes and buy Vorm instead.

 

[Lilbaz]

Being privileged grows on you.

Certainly grown on some of our fans.

 

[Dougal]

I love how Courtois only wants to move to Madrid for 'family reasons'.

'Dad! I want tickets for the Champions League!'

'Pack your bags son'

 

[Maxtremist]

Kepa as the most expensive goalkeeper transfer of all time? Dear god...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45106325

 

[T-Love92]

Selling Courtois for 35m and getting Kepa for 71m - surely not a good deal for them

If they are able to lure Kovacic away because of that, it's looking a bit better though

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Mother Fekir - he wants Champions League - not Chelsea....