Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[aliyid]

Conte's job under threat?! Some stories around.

Shocking if true, unless there has been something big happening behind the scenes.

 

[markiespurs]

Conte's job under threat?! Some stories around.

Just read about this, apparently a couple of bookies have suspended betting on him being sacked.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Conte's job under threat?! Some stories around.

Presumably his job as Chelsea manager was under threat on the day he signed his contract to be Chelsea manager.

 

[markiespurs]

Shocking if true, unless there has been something big happening behind the scenes.

Someone needs to start a rumour that Sam Allardyce has been seen leaving the Chelsea training ground

 

[Dave-F]

Figures. Even by Chelski's standards it would be a bit too soon. If they are not back in the top four by end of November he will be sacked. Then it will another season of misdirection while their over paid prima's do just enough to keep the fans interested.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Someone needs to start a rumour that Sam Allardyce has been seen leaving the Chelsea training ground

Accompanied by David O'Leary.

 

[Pellshek]

This sounds like a flash crash to me.

 

[Shadydan]

Chelsea are the gift that keeps on giving

 

[riggi]

Shocking if true, unless there has been something big happening behind the scenes.

He's bent as a banana.

 

[michaelden]

He's bent as a banana.

That's from always masturbating with the same hand... Or so I've heard.

 

[beats1]

Figures. Even by Chelski's standards it would be a bit too soon. If they are not back in the top four by end of November he will be sacked. Then it will another season of misdirection while their over paid prima's do just enough to keep the fans interested.

Unless conte falls out with someone or does something, I cant see him getting sacked this season for his work based on results

 

[Drink!Drink!]

Their dodgy chairman went into their changing room before their game at hull
Radio reporters were saying the warm up was noticeably half hearted, they were speculating something was wrong
So this is possible I would say

 

[mike_l]

Shocking if true, unless there has been something big happening behind the scenes.

I disagree, I thought this was the most likely outcome from the word go. The last thing that dressing room would react well to was a strict disciplinarian.

 

[Marty]

They need Terry, Fabregas and Ivanovic out the door before the revolving door of managers can stop. The players have far too much power.

 

[Mustard]

They just can't help themselves can they

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-fans-filmed-chanting-anti-9345746

 

[Marty]

Disgusting. They must surely know that someone's going to film them? Bloody neanderthals if not.

And as for my earlier post from six weeks ago, it seems that Conte has managed to ditch the three aforementioned players without controversy ... so far. Wait for their first defeat in the 3-4-3 and we'll see if Terry gets his knives out then, if he's not balls-deep in Conte's wife at the time.

 

[DIEHARD]

Not sure why the keep singing about foreskin as if they're fucking great

I'm not Jewish and have no foreskin... I love my dick... I have been told it looks good, tastes good and feels good... So what are they fucking boasting about... Big wooppeeee you have a fucking foreskin, in all honesty I bet you need all the dick you can muster...

They are ****s.

 

[Mr.D]

My son is at uni with a lad that has a couple of season tickets at sb. They went to the game together and the boy had to sit on his hands the whole game.
Never again, he said. Even his mate admitted that they're scum bags.

 

[riggi]

wont be so mouthy when they play us at the lane.

 

[DuDe]

The rumour I've heard is that when they were signing Conte they mis-prounounced and mis-spelt his name.

They were expecting someone with a name (and attitude) that "matched the values of being Chelsea".

Since he is neither behaving in said manner and people are pronouncing his name very differently from what they expected, this has caused concern with senior management, long-term players and the chav fans.