Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[handinho]

Lovren, Coutinho and maybe Toure were also injured in the cup game...

 

[thinktank]

Does Klopp pop an E 3omins before a game? That guy has some jacked-up jaw action going on.

 

[tiger666]

Does Klopp pop an E 3omins before a game? That guy has some jacked-up jaw action going on.

 

[Tit&Ham]

Discovered This Thread short time ago. My penis has been erect ever since. God I love to hate those ****.

They still see themselves as odds on for third, but would "Settle" for 4th...

Its just... No, I dont have words.

 

[Dillspur]

Whenever I'm feeling a little blue, I pop on here to cheer myself up

 

[hugrr]

Here's their treatment room line up at the moment. GK has to be Klopp, as he's definitely on some sort of medication.

 

[Flashspur]

That evil face he cast at Pulis is something else Poor Tony must wake up in cold sweats from nightmares with Klopp's face in it. Classic! Plus the tirade at Big Sam where he let four letter words off with abandon until a copper told him to tone it down. LOL the Lollerpool have a live one here!

 

[spursfan77]

By the looks of things the players aren't coping very well with his training methods

 

[Kiedis]

Maybe Klopp isn't aware that uttering the word "shit" in the UK seems to be as serious as raping the Queen. I had an English teacher from London (former SAS dude from Islington of all places. As gooner as they come) and some poor fellow had used the word "shit" in an essay, probably not thinking it was a big deal, since the exact same word isn't very offensive in this country. It's something you would expect a priest to utter if he dropped a bottle of altar wine or something like that.

Anywhoo, we all got a ten minute lecture on not molesting the queens English in such a manner.

Klopp probably never got that lecture, and maybe isn't aware that "shit" is serious business.

 

[Sevens]

By the looks of things the players aren't coping very well with his training methods

Much too early to say. But for sure high intensity training methods suit younger players more. Klopp needs youngers players to make his system work.

It'll happen to us too at some point if we keep the same crop of players for two or three seasons. I think this is a reason why Poch will keep the team young though. It's not building for the future. It's being pragmatic that players in their mid 20's onwards simply will struggle more to cope with the intensity. In the meantime the current young crop gain in value and just as they're starting to struggle with niggles they get sold on for a huge profit and the cycle beings again.

 

[Chris12]

Jesus, Daily Mail got an article on Joe Allens "sublime assist".

 

[dontcallme]

Maybe Klopp isn't aware that uttering the word "shit" in the UK seems to be as serious as raping the Queen. I had an English teacher from London (former SAS dude from Islington of all places. As gooner as they come) and some poor fellow had used the word "shit" in an essay, probably not thinking it was a big deal, since the exact same word isn't very offensive in this country. It's something you would expect a priest to utter if he dropped a bottle of altar wine or something like that.

Anywhoo, we all got a ten minute lecture on not molesting the queens English in such a manner.

Klopp probably never got that lecture, and maybe isn't aware that "shit" is serious business.

It's not offensive in the UK either, you just don't use swear words in essays.

 

[spursfan77]

Much too early to say. But for sure high intensity training methods suit younger players more. Klopp needs youngers players to make his system work.

It'll happen to us too at some point if we keep the same crop of players for two or three seasons. I think this is a reason why Poch will keep the team young though. It's not building for the future. It's being pragmatic that players in their mid 20's onwards simply will struggle more to cope with the intensity. In the meantime the current young crop gain in value and just as they're starting to struggle with niggles they get sold on for a huge profit and the cycle beings again.

It's more like (if he has done, I don't know) implementing them mid season rather than building them up gradually, when they don't have proper matches, in pre season is the problem.

 

[dirtyh]

Jesus, Daily Mail got an article on Joe Allens "sublime assist".

hahahaha, you mean his mishit shot which luckily just fell to ibe? you could see the relief in his face ffs.

 

[Insomnia]

hahahaha, you mean his mishit shot which luckily just fell to ibe? you could see the relief in his face ffs.

Sublime, shank

 

[Lufti]

It's not offensive in the UK either, you just don't use swear words in essays.

Actually there is a difference. For example in the UK there is a watershed, whereas in other countries swearwords are used whenever and wherever, whether it be newspapers or whatever else

 

[dspursusa]

Here's their treatment room line up at the moment. GK has to be Klopp, as he's definitely on some sort of medication.

I forgot they signed Ings, and Balotelli is still on the books right?

 

[hugrr]

Actually there is a difference. For example in the UK there is a watershed, whereas in other countries swearwords are used whenever and wherever, whether it be newspapers or whatever else

Yep, the German version of loose women is scat porn.

 

[dontcallme]

Actually there is a difference. For example in the UK there is a watershed, whereas in other countries swearwords are used whenever and wherever, whether it be newspapers or whatever else

Didn't say there is no difference, just that shit is not generally seen as offensive. As a swear word it's certainly seen as milder than others.

Still not to be used in essays and can't imagine any teacher not bringing it up, especially if an English teacher.

 

[npearl4spurs]

Why are we talking about curse words and essays in the Liverpool thread again?

I thought we were laughing at how they can't even write anything intelligible at all judging by RAWK