Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[KingKay]

Mane when he comes back from AFCON

 

[michaelden]

Klopp

"When I first came here and mentioned the wind, people were laughing. But you could see tonight in the game it was difficult."



That's up there with the most interesting excuses I've heard from a manager, I presume there wasn't any wind for Southampton

or maybe play the ball in short passes and not long balls, just an option

 

[KingKay]

Only Liverpool could spend £100m on Southampton players and still fail to beat them

Losing against their feeder club

 

[ziggy]

Klopp

"When I first came here and mentioned the wind, people were laughing. But you could see tonight in the game it was difficult."



That's up there with the most interesting excuses I've heard from a manager, I presume there wasn't any wind for Southampton

The only wind is coming out of his arse

 

[Armstrong_11]

Reading RaWK brings such a tear to my eye....

Before the match there was people actually saying they can't wait for the "epic" clash with United, and that they would rather lose in the semis then get trash in the finals by their most hated rival.

Well guys... U got your wish. U get to avoid playing man utd. Congrats!

 

[archiewasking]

A scouse caller on 5live just said Klopp should be sacked as he's taken them backwards
He sounded a few sandwiches short of a picnic but his meltdown was humorous.
Also Lawrenson said it was never a penalty, Origi threw himself down.

I'm worried now. The guy is obviously seriously ill.

 

[simsy886]

Klopp

"When I first came here and mentioned the wind, people were laughing. But you could see tonight in the game it was difficult."



That's up there with the most interesting excuses I've heard from a manager, I presume there wasn't any wind for Southampton

Love this post!

 

[CarrickSpurgus]

bindipper arsehole in work was giving it the big un yesterday "when do spurs play their efl semi final etc" when I reminded him that Southampton were 1-0 in the tie and he should be keeping his powder dry, his response "We're at Anfield" as if it was their god given right to progress , not so cocky this morning

 

[Armstrong_11]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=334592.0

Rofl....

Japan......

 

[Soi Yid]

 

[TorontoYid]

 

[Gb160]

Christ mate...these gags are pretty old/bad.

 

[archiewasking]

L

Christ mate...these gags are pretty old/bad.

Love it though

 

[Gb160]

Love it though

Mate no-one loves ripping the piss out of scousers more than me, I've been doing it all day long...but I'm pretty sure Bob Monkhouse used some of those 'gags' in his stand up routine

 

[TorontoYid]

Christ mate...these gags are pretty old/bad.

I see some amusing pictures and share them. We can't all have you talent for creating brand new jokes to order otherwise there would be no need for comedians.

 

[Gb160]

I see some amusing pictures and share them. We can't all have you talent for creating brand new jokes to order otherwise there would be no need for comedians.

Two of them are Xmas jokes mate...Come on, you're better than that

 

[max cady]

BREAKING: In a last ditch attempt to save their season, Liverpool have dug up the pitch to plant potatoes. That way they'll have something to lift in May.

 

[UncleBuck]

Only Liverpool could spend £100m on Southampton players and still fail to beat them

I sent this out to my mates on a WhatsApp group last night as a couple of them are Liverpool supporters, I got this straight back from one of them:
Fun Fact: Emile Heskey has made more Champions League appearances than Tottenham

Keep living in the past guys

 

[michaelden]

I sent this out to my mates on a WhatsApp group last night as a couple of them are Liverpool supporters, I got this straight back from one of them:
Fun Fact: Emile Heskey has made more Champions League appearances than Tottenham

Keep living in the past guys

I sent it out to an AC Milan mate & a Liverpool mate. AC guy goes, "Mane's a miss for them; Saw Karius got MoTM & gathered Livers had a bad night".

Livers mate: ". So flippin frustrated. After that save I knew it wasn't our night. We had most possession, just missing Suarez. Sturridge must go he is useless now. Or he must strap one on. Didn't know Llalana was on the pitch until 70min. I should have been looking for Wenmbley tickets today, instead I'm pissing about in the wind. Some players need to drop down a deep dark hole."



Me:

 

[taidgh]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/20/sadio...gal-secured-afcon-quarter-final-spot-6394275/
But Liverpool fans will be delighted to see Mane keep up his excellent form with the 24-year-old scoring in both of Senegal’s games so far.

Yeah, bet they're over the moon. ​