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King of Otters

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Jun 11, 2012
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Ha ha, there are some witty Mancs out there who make a comfortable living out of ripping the piss of out the Scousers. The 'Scouse Boom Bust' cycle he refers to is a work of inspired genius.

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Dundalk_Spur

The only Spur in the village
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A bit off topic but I remember seeing Carrick play against Newcastle at WHL in a New Years Eve game and he was immense, he covered every attack, intercepted everything and hardly misplaced a pass, he looked like a giant even on a pitch with Michelin Man Mido
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Super Serious here chaps... you must check this out, the epitome of deluded scouse Liverpool fan, living in the past, hatred of Thatcher, anything to do with London and the English!

Just after Ade's goal

And at the final whistle!

The feeling is mutual!

Have a look for yourself here!
What a vile little ****
 

$hoguN

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Jul 25, 2005
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TBH I would be grateful if they did build that wall around Liverpool - to keep little twats like that in though.

Along the same lines. I read an article (well a badly spelled mess) from someone from Liverpool saying how they should try to gain independence from the rest of the UK, if Scotland are allowed too. Was possibly the funniest thing I have ever read, I'll try to find it.
 

Mullers

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Jan 4, 2006
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Super Serious here chaps... you must check this out, the epitome of deluded scouse Liverpool fan, living in the past, hatred of Thatcher, anything to do with London and the English!

Just after Ade's goal

And at the final whistle!

The feeling is mutual!

Have a look for yourself here!
Hatred of Thatcher gives them back a modicum of respectability in my eyes.
 

absolute bobbins

Am Yisrael Chai
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Just for reference, I'm too young to care about Thatcher and I'm not willing to waste time looking for reasons to hate someone! I am old enough to remember the tail end of Major, all of Blair, Brown and Cameron all of whom are held in equally low esteem.
 

Misfit

President of The Niles Crane Fanclub
May 7, 2006
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Thatcher was dead to me after elbowing poor old Pedro viciously in the side of head.
 

CJMurray

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Aug 3, 2011
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I wonder what Toela has got to say about this...More made up quotes?

Luis Suarez says he will consider offers from Champions League clubs this summer

Welcome to this summer’s big transfer drama – will Luis Suarez leave Liverpool?
Quotes obtained by the Liverpool Echo are set to be all over Thursday’s back pages with Suarez hinting that a move to the likes of Bayern Munich of Juventus is on the cards.
Contracted until 2017 and undoubtedly Liverpool’s star man this season, Luis Suarez is key to Brendan Rodgers’ project at Anfield but ultimately the Uruguayan is good enough to play for any side in the world.
Suarez is quoted by the Liverpool Echo as saying: “I am very happy at Liverpool but you never know in football.
A player’s ambition is always there, the ambition of wanting to play in elite teams is always there. I’m in a world-class team, an elite team like Liverpool. We have to realise we have a new manager who is imposing a philosophy and a way of playing that the players are adapting to as best we can. We hope that it will bear fruit next year.”
The former Ajax forward continues: ““If another team comes around with more prospects of competing in international club competition games, which is willing to have me, they are welcome. We would talk to the club, we would see if I want to go, if I don’t want to go.”
Suarez added: I have a very strange way of playing football, I’m my own severest critic and I realise when I make mistakes. There are times that I get yellow cards that can influence a game. I have improved and I have to continue improving. You can lose some things, but you can never lose the slyness, the passion that you have had since you were a kid playing in the street. If I didn’t have the character that I have today on the pitch, I don’t think that I would have become the player that I am today.”
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/l...fers-from-champions-league-clubs-this-summer/
 

Spursking

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Liverpool have boring players, and most people see that. It was a shame that we lost to them. That has to make us realise that we need some new exciting players in as well. At the moment we are in a bad run. We have good players, but not a complete squad.
 

CJMurray

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Is anyone bloody surprised? Seeing as though he's pretty much a total dick on the field I wouldn't put it past him to desert a sinking ship. First he'll kiss his badge and tells the fans how much he loves them before he fucks off.

NO. Toela says he's not like that and he's always right. Thems the rules.
 
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