Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[robbiedee]

It's like a relaunch for a failing brand to convince people it's worth investing in.

...or its a video to show all the things he is better at than goal keeping, like swimming, playing ping pong, running up a hill twice, eating ice cream, watching cool kids skate board, dogging, driving...

 

[SUIYHA]

Klopp coming out this morning saying that Karius was 100% affected by that collision with Ramos.

I read that as them not signing a new goalkeeper and deciding to stick with him then.

 

[VegasII]

Fuck, that's megashite! Gave up after a couple seconds from laughing too much . Fucking hell, they're the saddest club aren't they.

 

[VegasII]

...or its a video to show all the things he is better at than goal keeping, like swimming, playing ping pong, running up a hill twice, eating ice cream, watching cool kids skate board, dogging, driving...

 

[TheChosenOne]

I take that as

a)
They are selling him, in an ebaywatch style. Or

b)
Like the Six Million Dollar Man - they have rebuilt him.

 

[E17yid]

Henderson's was a good penalty and a great save though.

It isn't always great penalties that score and it's often shit ones that don't, 80% of the time it comes down to the keeper going the right way that makes a good or bad one.

As has been said he might as well have done his best babe Ruth impression and pointed to that side as his body shape totally gave away where he was going to go and if you’re not going to disguise it then you better be sure you put it in the top bin or right along the floor, and he’d probably want to hit it harder to.

It was average at best.

 

[TheChosenOne]

As has been said he might as well have done his best babe Ruth impression and pointed to that side as his body shape totally gave away where he was going to go and if you’re not going to disguise it then you better be sure you put it in the top bin or right along the floor, and he’d probably want to hit it harder to.

It was average at best.

An 'epic fail' penalty I think it would be called in youngster speak.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

FFS, the BBC are even pandering to Liverpool on a major World Cup day now: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44735514. How the fuck is that news?! Even on a slow day...

 

[Lilbaz]

FFS, the BBC are even pandering to Liverpool on a major World Cup day now: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44735514. How the fuck is that news?! Even on a slow day...

Well we just clicked on it and read it. So thanks for that.

 

[VegasII]

I take that as

a)
They are selling him, in an ebaywatch style. Or

b)
Like the Six Million Rupee Man - they have rebuilt him.

a)
b)

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Karius also did exactly the same shit attempted punch/slap clearance that he conceded the Bale goal with in the City game, but he got lucky when it deflected off the bar with him looking like a floundering Hasselhoff after a night full of potent weed.

 

[Gb160]

Karius also did exactly the same shit attempted punch/slap clearance that he conceded the Bale goal with in the City game, but he got lucky when it deflected off the bar with him looking like a floundering Hasselhoff after a night full of potent weed.

Dont mock the Hoff...he defeated communism and reunited Germany ffs.

 

[Insomnia]

Dont mock the Hoff...he defeated communism and reunited Germany ffs.

All whilst trying to eat a burger off the floor shit faced #watchyourspacetrumpthehoffsacoming

 

[Azazello]

Did some good work for SpongeBob too.

 

[jurgen]

Think we should get a shoulder specialist in to confirm that Harry has abrasions consistent with lightly touching a ball.

 

[robbiedee]

after a night full of potent weed.

I think you might be on to something there...Did Karius spend the night before the final with some Kiev Skunk?

 

[jurgen]

What is Karius has 26 of the 30 markers of concussion because he's just a dopey fucker?

 

[robbiedee]

What is Karius has 26 of the 30 markers of concussion because he's just a dopey fucker?

Yeah I read this - just sounds like he's lost 4 sharpies from his colouring set...

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Uruguay have released a statement that during the half time break their keeper took a brief vacation in the States and was found to have a 27 out of 30 concussion.

 

[nailsy]

FFS, the BBC are even pandering to Liverpool on a major World Cup day now: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44735514. How the fuck is that news?! Even on a slow day...

People are laughing, but this is actually quite a serious issue. I'm actually worried about long term brain damage. They should get Klopp tested ASAP.