Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[freeeki]

I've never met anyone who likes Liverpool who isn't a supporter of theirs.

Or employed by the BBC

 

[Hakkz]

Or employed by the BBC

I've never met anyone employed at the BBC though

 

[KILLA_SIN]

What was Klopp going on about in his post match interview. Basically saying he knew their goal was offside but that meant the ref was stitching them up in the second half. There were lots of “strange situations” that interrupted their rhythm apparently.

Then he said the draw was fair result even though he knew their goal should’ve been disallowed. He’s literally called into question the integrity of the ref. It makes no sense anyway as it was the linesman who made the fuck up not the ref. And that Origi chance at the end was offside but not given but he hasn’t mentioned that either.

I know the guy permanently looks like he’s just coming up after double dropping some mitzi turbos but the twat looked more unhinged than usual. Again, I know he rambles on like a coke head on his 4th gram at 3am in the morning but he was on one tonight. Prick. Looks like it’s getting to them. Shit the bed you slags.

I been giggling for a bout a minute but I don’t know what a Mitzi Turbo is?

 

[Gb160]

I been giggling for a bout a minute but I don’t know what a Mitzi Turbo is?

 

[freeeki]

I've never met anyone employed at the BBC though

Lucky you. I’ve met hundreds of the bastards.

 

[mark87]

Pool fan at work convinced they have fucked it. Goes from celebrating the title after City lose to Newcastle to conceding the league within a week.

Bless him.

 

[stonecolddeanaustin]

What weather type was the problem for Klopp today? Was there a typhoon over the Mersey?

 

[kmk]

 

[Japhet]

Couldn't get my head round Alan Smith's comments on the offside goal along the lines of 'It's very hard to make the right decision when the linesman is so close to what has happened'. WTF? Watching the replay you can clearly see that the linesman is watching for a foul and isn't looking across the line at all when the pass is made. He's doing the Ref's job, not his own.

I also thought Fredericks was unlucky with his booking. Mane shoves him in the back and wins the ball, then Fredericks comes back with a tame tackle and Mane goes all Swan Lake and gets a free kick and Fredericks booked.

 

[Dougal]

Hard hitting journalism like this is what I pay my license fee for. Savage.

Don’t talk with your mouth full BBC...

 

[rossdapep]

Pool fan at work convinced they have fucked it. Goes from celebrating the title after City lose to Newcastle to conceding the league within a week.

Bless him.

The modern fickle football fan right there.

Having said that they do seem to have ran out of steam. Firmino has been well off the pace, Salah is on the periphery too often, their midfield lacks energy and their defence is much more disjointed. Allison is also nervy.

 

[robbiedee]

You want salt with that my friend...

Was our goal offside? yes it was but you know what really pisses me off Nobel hold's back Keita for their goal i mean really obviously holds him back and okay the ref misses it because he's shit but it hardly get's a mention and is called a "block" by the wankstains on the TV. They don't even attempt to hide their bias.

From RAWK obviously...

 

[Japhet]

You want salt with that my friend...

Was our goal offside? yes it was but you know what really pisses me off Nobel hold's back Keita for their goal i mean really obviously holds him back and okay the ref misses it because he's shit but it hardly get's a mention and is called a "block" by the wankstains on the TV. They don't even attempt to hide their bias.

From RAWK obviously...

Made me laugh the way Carragher was all over that incident after the game as if it cancelled out the fact that they were gifted a goal by the match officials. You'd be hard pushed to find a free kick where a player doesn't get jostled or held but when it adversely affects Liverpool it's suddenly front page news.

 

[mark87]

You want salt with that my friend...

Was our goal offside? yes it was but you know what really pisses me off Nobel hold's back Keita for their goal i mean really obviously holds him back and okay the ref misses it because he's shit but it hardly get's a mention and is called a "block" by the wankstains on the TV. They don't even attempt to hide their bias.

From RAWK obviously...

It wasn't a hold, he nudges him and keita didn't even complain. Apart from that his point is bang on.

 

[Cavehillspur]

Couldn't get my head round Alan Smith's comments on the offside goal along the lines of 'It's very hard to make the right decision when the linesman is so close to what has happened'. WTF? Watching the replay you can clearly see that the linesman is watching for a foul and isn't looking across the line at all when the pass is made. He's doing the Ref's job, not his own.

I also thought Fredericks was unlucky with his booking. Mane shoves him in the back and wins the ball, then Fredericks comes back with a tame tackle and Mane goes all Swan Lake and gets a free kick and Fredericks booked.

I had five live commentary on in the car and they never said a word about there even being a hint of offside, first i heard of it was when i flicked to talksport and Moose said he was about 4 yards offside.

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

It wasn't a hold, he nudges him and keita didn't even complain. Apart from that his point is bang on.

Well yes, apart from that AND the fact that he's OK with their offside goal but thinks that WHU's goal is a sign of "clear bias".

So apart from every single word being bollocks, he's got a point.

 

[Japhet]

I had five live commentary on in the car and they never said a word about there even being a hint of offside, first i heard of it was when i flicked to talksport and Moose said he was about 4 yards offside.

It was more like a yard but Milner was closer to the linesman than he was to any WH player.

 

[Cavehillspur]

It was more like a yard but Milner was closer to the linesman than he was to any WH player.

Yeah ive since seen the screenshot doing the rounds, disgraceful how the lino missed that, or turned a blind eye morelike.

 

[fluffybunnyuk]

awww Kloppy thinks liverpool have to learn to deal with the pressure. Nooooooooo they have to learn to play a right back, and that salah falling over isnt a pen, and that even possibly buying a linesman doesnt guarantee a win. Kloppys like keegan on a slow burn long fuse right now.
A bournemouth goal might see a case of human spontaneous combustion.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Couldn't get my head round Alan Smith's comments on the offside goal along the lines of 'It's very hard to make the right decision when the linesman is so close to what has happened'. WTF? Watching the replay you can clearly see that the linesman is watching for a foul and isn't looking across the line at all when the pass is made. He's doing the Ref's job, not his own.

I also thought Fredericks was unlucky with his booking. Mane shoves him in the back and wins the ball, then Fredericks comes back with a tame tackle and Mane goes all Swan Lake and gets a free kick and Fredericks booked.

Mane is an immensely talented player but that dark side is there in every game, leaving the leg in, faking and simulating plus the dirty tackles.