Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[JerryGarcia]

That bullshit underneath his signature could be inserted by the outgoing email server (I'm not IT so I don't know) because when I send an email from work it inserts on a load of extra bits that I'd more than likely forget or not be arsed to do myself.

I want him to go to hurt the fans, I want him to stay to hurt the club...I'm so conflicted

So your ideal situation would have him on some kind of long term suspention? hang on, I think the FA agree with you

 

[absolute bobbins]

So your ideal situation would have him on some kind of long term suspention? hang on, I think the FA agree with you

Ideal situation would be that he does an attempted leg breaker in his first match back and is banned for another 10 games

 

[RichieS]

Ideal situation would be that he does an attempted leg breaker in his first match back and is banned for another 10 games

You mean like when in his first game back after the racism ban he kicked Scotty in the stomach and got away with it?

 

[absolute bobbins]

You mean like when in his first game back after the racism ban he kicked Scotty in the stomach and got away with it?

Shit, I forgot about that! I remember the Dawson kicking though

 

[Bus-Conductor]

I hope this is real.

To be honest, that's a pretty rational email.

 

[kazzah9]

I hope this is real.

LOL, who still uses windows xp?

 

[beats1]

LOL, who still uses windows xp?

That looks older, that looks like windows 2000

 

[Mullers]

LOL, who still uses windows xp?

Me.

 

[Riandor]

That looks older, that looks like windows 2000

Nah its XP.
Outlook 2007 by the looks of it.

If it aimt broke, dont fix... Seriously work in enough companies and yu realise how expensive it is to constantly upgrade, change software etc...

That being said, i still say 'fake'

 

[soup]

I also like the way that even though it's a highly sensitive email, they haven't blacked out the highly sensitive part, just the part of Ian Eyre's full email address, which is probably something like, hmm, ianeyre.

Oh, and the 'from' part, which is also probably from...yep, you guessed it.....Ian Eyre.

 

[nightgoat]

It would be a pretty shit leak if they blacked out the email.

 

[danielneeds]

 

[Jimmy Greaves]

Xp all the way - Will never change!!

 

[JerryGarcia]

Well I never would have guessed who the naughtiest player was

Can you imagine if this was an arsenal video, "I don't know if you noticed but I came in my tracksuit"

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

I also like the way that even though it's a highly sensitive email, they haven't blacked out the highly sensitive part, just the part of Ian Eyre's full email address, which is probably something like, hmm, ianeyre.

Oh, and the 'from' part, which is also probably from...yep, you guessed it.....Ian Eyre.

It's been forwarded, so I'd suggest the 'from' has been redacted because it'd give an indication of who's leaked it..........if it were real of course, which I very much doubt.

 

[RuskyM]

To give them credit, if Liverpool invest the money they'll get from Gold/Sullivan for Carroll (let's say £15m) and the release clause from Madrid for the buck toothed wonder (£35m?) then they could have shades of us in 2010. Not really world beaters, but a solid team cohesion and players that benefit each other, making the worst Sebastien Bassong look like the best Luka Modric. Rodgers is probably the man they need most right now since he made some very mediocre players at Swansea look like world beaters, and I can't see him spunking money up the wall like Dalglish and Benitez did. If the likes of Mignolet, Papadopolous and Aspas hit the ground running they could easily be in the hunt for a top four spot.

 

[Toela65]

It's been forwarded, so I'd suggest the 'from' has been redacted because it'd give an indication of who's leaked it..........if it were real of course, which I very much doubt.

The e-mail is fake. Its creator is a well known LFC Wum on Twitter who desperately tries to make out he's as ITK as they come and he thought this e-mail would prove his claims.

After getting a load of shit on Twitter he finally admitted he'd made it himself. Club then put a statement saying its 100% fake.

 

[Toela65]

That bullshit underneath his signature could be inserted by the outgoing email server (I'm not IT so I don't know) because when I send an email from work it inserts on a load of extra bits that I'd more than likely forget or not be arsed to do myself.

I want him to go to hurt the fans, I want him to stay to hurt the club...I'm so conflicted

If he goes it won't hurt the fans as much now as a lot have turned on him after all the talking he's been doing, him saying he received "no support" during the whole bite-gate saga has really upset the fans. They obviously, deep down, want him to stay, but after his comments and behaviour, they wouldn't be as devastated if he left now. Would be the same as Torres going now.

However, he could be creating a big problem for himself though, as the only clubs who want him atm are Atletico and Real, but Atletico won't pay the £50m fee were asking for (he doesn't have a release clause despite what The Mirror says and FSG using the £50m for Torres to Chavs as a precedent to say Suarez is just as valuable, if not more so, than Torres was), and Real have a couple of players they want ahead of Suarez, so if they get one, or both, of these they probably won't want Suarez this Summer & Suarez could be stuck at Liverpool unless Bayern or Barca made an unexpected move for him.

 

[Toela65]

Some common sense on Rawk, the rest is just your average deluded blame the press YNWA after every word nonsense..

Let's get something straight: if Suarez DOES go, it's fuck all to do with FSG. It's also fuck all to do with the press, despite what he says. The papers were swooning over him on the morning of the Chelsea game. He bites a player for reasons still completely unbeknownst to fucking anyone and a few weeks down the line we're meant to feel sorry for him because the media have pointed out how fucked up it was?

Don't get me wrong, I hope he stays: he's an unbelievable player. But if he goes, you won't see me wishing him any luck, because he owes us a lot more than we owe him. Remember that.

This post from a Rawite of all people sums up the point I was trying to make about fans not being hurt now if Suarez left.

 

[Mullers]

I hope he stays at Liverpool, Suarez and the lame ass, fake, racist Liverpool fans is a match made in heaven.