Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[ClintEastwould]

From redcafe:

"I thought he was being poetic and saying everyone slips, as in everyone has an indiscretion at some point in their life which they regret, but no, he's being literal. Everyone has fallen over. Brilliant."

 

[indianspurs]

Not sure if posted but anyways sharing it

Cole said: "When I joined, the guy interviewing me said “you’ve joined the biggest club in the country” and reeled off the trophies they’d won.

"I just said 'Yeah, if you put it like that, I suppose you’re right', and Liverpool used that as the headline to the interview.

"I didn’t want to upset anyone so I just went along with it. But obviously they are not the biggest club any more."

He added: ‘How do you judge how big a club are? Nottingham Forest won the European Cup twice but they’re not a bigger club than Chelsea."

 

[TheUltimateHotspur]

Another club I dislike very much.

They have zero chance of winning the league this year. They will be lucky if they get top 4. No Suarez argueably the best striker on the planet, and CL will feck them over go and proper.

As for Brendan having digs at us every week, lets see how you get on this season dick head.

 

[whitelanefever]

Stevie G already with his excuse if Liverpool flop this season, he said in an interview Liverpool would of won the League this season if Luis Suarez had stayed.... That's right Stevie get your excuses in early that way you can resolve yourself of any responsibility when it goes tits up.
Then you have the mouth of the scouse Brendan Rodgers on friday with this intellectual gem when referring to Suarez been sold... "Players come in from South America.. & they are not going to set up camp for too long.. they see it as a pathway back to their own country".. Wow there you have it, according to Brenton, Barcelona is in Uruguay

 

[Snarfalicious]

Gerrard looked pretty horrendous against Milan the other day in my opinion. If he struggles, Liverpool could as well since Brendan likely wouldn't have the balls to pull him.

 

[Coyboy]

Gerrard looked pretty horrendous against Milan the other day in my opinion. If he struggles, Liverpool could as well since Brendan likely wouldn't have the balls to pull him.

I think he would.

I don't like Rogers in terms of his his media persona- smug, smarmy and creepy but I think he's a good coach who values the team above any individual.

 

[brasil_spur]

he's the modern day harry with his gob!.. difference being he's now been got at by the boston mafia publicity people.. new teeth, lost weight.. old slapper in tow & absolutely full of shite!

He's going to struggle this season if results don't go well for them, the amount of tripe he comes out with - no one cares when they are PL title contenders, but i think there might be a bit of an implosion at Anfield this season if the pressure starts coming down on Brenton.

 

[Gb160]

From Rawk after United beat them in America...

Pre-season friendly or not, gutted to loose to them. All their supporters are annoying, "we are back" blah blah blah.

Jesus H Christ !

 

[Shadydan]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314031.0

Really?

 

[wpd659]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314031.0

Really?

Hahahahaha

They are so mental over there!

They will go again..... Back to 6th or 7th.

 

[goughie1966]

They do love a poem on there.

And they actually believe they'll go one better this year. They sell Suarez and will go one better. Not a cat in hells chance of them finishing in front of City, Chelsea or the scum. Delusional knob ends

 

[dirtyh]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314031.0

Really?

priceless. you just couldn't make it up. no matter how shit life gets you can always count on the mickeys for some cheer. hahahaha.

 

[Gb160]

Grown men.......Grown Men writing fucking poems ?

 

[ClintEastwould]

Worst part is no one has any sense to call them out for being a bunch of little girls. They all lap it up like some wierd scouse cult

 

[LSUY]

I hope for his sake he's being sarcastic.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Grown men.......Grown Men writing fucking poems ?

It is just ok if you're creative and are writing for the woman (or man) that is you raison d'être but for a football club, NO!

Use your energy for something constructive like trying to find a job or at least a car stereo to steal.

 

[Lufti]

The Barca president has now admitted that Suarez agreed to join them before the world cup. That puts to bed any of their arguments about them just getting rid because of the bite

 

[Kendall]

The Barca president has now admitted that Suarez agreed to join them before the world cup. That puts to bed any of their arguments about them just getting rid because of the bite

I guess it was actually perfect for Liverpool in a way, they didn't have to justify selling him at all.

 

[King of Otters]

Grown men.......Grown Men writing fucking poems ?

Most of the best poets were grown men, tbf.

 

[Matthew Gilbert]

It is just ok if you're creative and are writing for the woman (or man) that is you raison d'être but for a football club, NO!

Use your energy for something constructive like trying to find a job or at least a car stereo to steal.

Kind of hard to find a car radio to steal this time of year as bin dippers can't afford a car and the only time people even venture to that shit hole of a city is when their football team are playing there