Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[indianspurs]

Rihanna is set to take her new found love of football to the next level – by launching a bid to buy Liverpool. Seriously.

The pop queen entered our hearts during the World Cup in Brazil, by brilliantly live-tweeting matches and adding her own killer insight.

And amid reports that she has been looking to invest in an English football club, Spanish newspaper El Mundo Deportivo says Liverpool are the team of choice.

The paper says she has been advised by close friend and Chelsea striker Didier Drogba to make an offer for the Anfield club.

Liverpool are currently owned by John W. Henry’s Fenway Sports Group and it’s unlikely that they’d want to sell, meaning Anfield may may be spared a Rihanna takeover.

Still, we so want this to happen. Just because.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/rihan...-after-falling-in-love-with-football-4829395/

 

[nightgoat]

Lovren's already won Liverpool the league, and Sterling's the next Messi. Fuck me sideways.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/why-s...won-the-premier-league-for-liverpool-4829119/

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...erpool-fc-raheem-sterling-pre-season-7604153?

 

[absolute bobbins]

Rihanna is set to take her new found love of football to the next level – by launching a bid to buy Liverpool. Seriously.

The pop queen entered our hearts during the World Cup in Brazil, by brilliantly live-tweeting matches and adding her own killer insight.

And amid reports that she has been looking to invest in an English football club, Spanish newspaper El Mundo Deportivo says Liverpool are the team of choice.

The paper says she has been advised by close friend and Chelsea striker Didier Drogba to make an offer for the Anfield club.

Liverpool are currently owned by John W. Henry’s Fenway Sports Group and it’s unlikely that they’d want to sell, meaning Anfield may may be spared a Rihanna takeover.

Still, we so want this to happen. Just because.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/rihan...-after-falling-in-love-with-football-4829395/

In other news Barbra Streisand has launched an audacious bid for Spurs

 

[SpursManChris]

Wishful thinking again coz people know he's the difference. Its like LFC fans who are desperate for Bale to move. Its pathetic on both sides.

Suarez has said again after the game that he doesn't want to move in the Summer but no-one seems to want to take any notice of him and its becoming a bit of a joke now.

If anybody is hoping that he won't be here come September 1st I'm giving you a freindly warning now that you'll be dissappointed.
Summer 2014 is a completely different story though.

So, Toela, which poor Liverpool soles will be ruined this year? (If they fail to move on from Liverpool) I'm saying definately Joe Allen and Jordan Ibe (who will continue to be.) You have an outrageously big midfield, with Gerrard, Coutinho, Assaidi, Henderson, Lallana, Leiva, Can, Allen, Suso, Sterling, Ibe, Teixeira, Peterson, Marković & what looks like 3 newly promoted players from your reserve/development squad. How in the hell are they all gonna stay happy? It's not just the midfield either. Your defense is also huge. Who will be the 2 main rocks in the center of defense? We'd sure as hell take Coates, Skrtel or Sakho off you. And as for Ilori, well he may as well get on a plane and head straight back to Granada, on loan. (Or on loan to us!) So which players do you think will be left hung out to dry by Rodgers this season?

 

[sunnydelight786]

So, Toela, which poor Liverpool soles will be ruined this year? (If they fail to move on from Liverpool) I'm saying definately Joe Allen and Jordan Ibe (who will continue to be.) You have an outrageously big midfield, with Gerrard, Coutinho, Assaidi, Henderson, Lallana, Leiva, Can, Allen, Suso, Sterling, Ibe, Teixeira, Peterson, Marković & what looks like 3 newly promoted players from your reserve/development squad. How in the hell are they all gonna stay happy? It's not just the midfield either. Your defense is also huge. Who will be the 2 main rocks in the center of defense? We'd sure as hell take Coates, Skrtel or Sakho off you. And as for Ilori, well he may as well get on a plane and head straight back to Granada, on loan. (Or on loan to us!) So which players do you think will be left hung out to dry by Rodgers this season?

We are all biased towards our own club, every fan is really, and hype up our own team/players/staff but when it comes to talking utter bollocks nobody can out do LFC fans. Toela65 tries so hard to come across as a level headed LFC fan but like how a fly loves a pile of he can't help himself and post utter nonsense regarding his own team.

It seems like their manager can't help himself too, have a read of this http://www1.skysports.com/football/...rendan-rodgers-feels-liverpool-are-a-top-draw , and tell me which world star signed for them? The one they went for buggered off to the South East London Nomads instead.....

 

[haxman]

We'd sure as hell take Coates, Skrtel or Sakho off you.

We would?

 

[Spurs_Bear]

We are all biased towards our own club, every fan is really, and hype up our own team/players/staff but when it comes to talking utter bollocks nobody can out do LFC fans. Toela65 tries so hard to come across as a level headed LFC fan but like how a fly loves a pile of he can't help himself and post utter nonsense regarding his own team.

It seems like their manager can't help himself too, have a read of this http://www1.skysports.com/football/...rendan-rodgers-feels-liverpool-are-a-top-draw , and tell me which world star signed for them? The one they went for buggered off to the South East London Nomads instead.....

I think it's pretty funny that he's still here, I've just read back through the thread and the bit about Suarez enrolling his daughter in primary school is pure gold. Not sure if one of our own THFC supporting members was to make up the amount of shite that he does and pass it off as knowledge that they would be allowed to continue posting, but I guess allowing Toela to carry on allows us to keep laughing at Liverpool and keep this thread going.

 

[Gb160]

I think it's pretty funny that he's still here, I've just read back through the thread and the bit about Suarez enrolling his daughter in primary school is pure gold. Not sure if one of our own THFC supporting members was to make up the amount of shite that he does and pass it off as knowledge that they would be allowed to continue posting, but I guess allowing Toela to carry on allows us to keep laughing at Liverpool and keep this thread going.

Agreed....I feel a little bit embarrassed that last season I was clinging to the hope of Bale staying and using things like 'he's just agreed to be the face of BT Sport' and 'he's on a billboard in Times' Square'.....what a prick!! (Me...not Toela)
Love this thread nonetheless.

 

[Matthew Gilbert]

We are all biased towards our own club, every fan is really, and hype up our own team/players/staff but when it comes to talking utter bollocks nobody can out do LFC fans. Toela65 tries so hard to come across as a level headed LFC fan but like how a fly loves a pile of he can't help himself and post utter nonsense regarding his own team.

It seems like their manager can't help himself too, have a read of this http://www1.skysports.com/football/...rendan-rodgers-feels-liverpool-are-a-top-draw , and tell me which world star signed for them? The one they went for buggered off to the South East London Nomads instead.....

The way BR goes on sometimes, I would say he is a secret bin dipper. But the great things with people like BR, is that while the media loves, they really do love him, but once Liverpool start dropping points and slip down the table, the daggers will be out and they will slaughter him.

 

[SpursManChris]

We would?

why not? Like WE can be pickey.

 

[SpursManChris]

once Liverpool start dropping points and slip down the table, the daggers will be out and they will slaughter him.

That's a bit optimistic isn't it? Did you even SEE my list of their midfield roster, a few posts back? They're quite deep right now. I'm not sure we'll be laughing at them much this season TBH.

 

[SpursManChris]

It seems like their manager can't help himself too, have a read of this http://www1.skysports.com/football/...rendan-rodgers-feels-liverpool-are-a-top-draw , and tell me which world star signed for them? The one they went for buggered off to the South East London Nomads instead.....

not sure what you mean

 

[Matthew Gilbert]

That's a bit optimistic isn't it? Did you even SEE my list of their midfield roster, a few posts back? They're quite deep right now. I'm not sure we'll be laughing at them much this season TBH.

I'm not saying they are going to slip down the table, I'm referring to if they do and how the media will react to them.

 

[Spurrific]

not sure what you mean

Chris, can you drop the retard act now?

 

[L-man]

I think it's pretty funny that he's still here, I've just read back through the thread and the bit about Suarez enrolling his daughter in primary school is pure gold. Not sure if one of our own THFC supporting members was to make up the amount of shite that he does and pass it off as knowledge that they would be allowed to continue posting, but I guess allowing Toela to carry on allows us to keep laughing at Liverpool and keep this thread going.

Where you been Bear? Ain't seen you post in ages

 

[Spurs_Bear]

Where you been Bear? Ain't seen you post in ages

Out mate.

 

[JerryGarcia]

It seems like their manager can't help himself too, have a read of this http://www1.skysports.com/football/...rendan-rodgers-feels-liverpool-are-a-top-draw , and tell me which world star signed for them? The one they went for buggered off to the South East London Nomads instead.....

This is hilarious, I was just coming on here to post it myself! My god Rogers is such a smug bell end

 

[Ron Burgundy]

He definitely comes across as a moron sometimes with this utter refusal to accept what the rest of the world seems to see from the outside, but at the same time you can't really knock the job he's done there.

He's taken them from a really under performing team to nearly winning the league, and the squad they've built, their attacking options and their style of play has much to be admired

 

[barry]

So, Toela, which poor Liverpool soles will be ruined this year? (If they fail to move on from Liverpool) I'm saying definately Joe Allen and Jordan Ibe (who will continue to be.) You have an outrageously big midfield, with Gerrard, Coutinho, Assaidi, Henderson, Lallana, Leiva, Can, Allen, Suso, Sterling, Ibe, Teixeira, Peterson, Marković & what looks like 3 newly promoted players from your reserve/development squad. How in the hell are they all gonna stay happy? It's not just the midfield either. Your defense is also huge. Who will be the 2 main rocks in the center of defense? We'd sure as hell take Coates, Skrtel or Sakho off you. And as for Ilori, well he may as well get on a plane and head straight back to Granada, on loan. (Or on loan to us!) So which players do you think will be left hung out to dry by Rodgers this season?

Bro are you a Liverpool Fan, or do you have a strange affinity for them? First that Steven Gerrard thing, and now this. If you are, cool, but lay your cards on the table.

 

[SpursManChris]

Bro are you a Liverpool Fan, or do you have a strange affinity for them? First that Steven Gerrard thing, and now this. If you are cool, but lay your cards on the table.

Ya got me.