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Spurger King

Spurger King

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teok said:
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The guy's a legend in his own living room. Can't wait for this deluded chump to get fired.
 
only1waddle

only1waddle

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RAWK

It's more than just Lucas or Gerrard. If it was that easy there wouldn't be such a massive problem. We aren't creating chances, we're defending bad and we're poor on set pieces at either end.


Take The Lucas Gerrard bit out this could be a line from here.
 
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Dillspur

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Rawk

"boss post mate, despite what some would say we are doing fine, consolidating our postition on the shoulder of the top4, in preperation for a concerted top4 assualt post christmas.
Remember, we are Liverpool, we are boss."
 
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Dillspur

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This is GOLD

"THE BOOK OF THE GOLDEN SKY 1

The Goal

1 In the beginning, there was a City named Liverpool. 2 Now the City was lightless and dark, save for a beacon of shining light in the form of a football club that took the City's name.

3 And it so transpired that the nets in the goals were not red. 4 And the creators of the Universe, the paymasters of the inhabits of this Golden Club, the saviours of its existence, said "Let the Nets be Red", and the Nets were Red. 5 FSG saw that the nets being red were good, and thenceforth the nets were red.

6 And FSG said, "Let there be a guardian of the Nets to separate the Ball from the goal". 7 And the God-King Brendan, who had succeeded the God-King Kenny, looked at the incumbent guardian, Pepe son of Miguel, and found that he was a heathen.

8 And the God-King Brendan turned to his disciple Simon son of Stefan, and said to him "You are a fantastic example of Belgian Engineering and Stoicity, and I will buy you for 9 million pounds". 9 And so the deed was done, and the God-King Brendan assayed to the world that Simon son of Stefan was "one of the top goalkeepers in the Premier League".

10 And the High Priest and Adherents of the Liverpool Faith at RAWK were happy.

11 And the God-King Brendan saw the unceasing efforts that Simon son of Stefan made in his duties as the custodian of the Nets, and he was very good. 12 And so the God-King Brendan found out that 9 million pounds was a fantastic bargain for an excellent shot stopper and a top, top example of Belgian Engineering and Stoicity. 13 And the God-King Brendan looked up at the firmament and thanked the legendary God-Kings, Shanks and Paisley, and thanked Fowler, and they blessed him.

14 And so Simon son of Stefan became another shining light in the constellation that is the Club of Liverpool. 15 And there is still a Golden Sky."
 
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yankspurs

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There owner, Dr Creepy, seems like he is about to splash the cash on his baseball team. Could very well be about to sign 3 players with the total value of the contracts probably more than $300m. Only can imagine how nuts the liverpool fans will go if that comes off and they dont spend in January. This bodes horribly for my baseball team though. Fucking hate Boston with the fire of a thousand suns. As i do liverpool, arsenal, chelsea and united.
 
BehindEnemyLines

BehindEnemyLines

Twisting a Melon with the Rev. Black Grape
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yankspurs said:
There owner, Dr Creepy, seems like he is about to splash the cash on his baseball team. Could very well be about to sign 3 players with the total value of the contracts probably more than $300m. Only can imagine how nuts the liverpool fans will go if that comes off and they dont spend in January. This bodes horribly for my baseball team though. Fucking hate Boston with the fire of a thousand suns. As i do liverpool, arsenal, chelsea and united.
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balalasaurus

balalasaurus

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Dillspur said:
This is GOLD

"THE BOOK OF THE GOLDEN SKY 1

The Goal

1 In the beginning, there was a City named Liverpool. 2 Now the City was lightless and dark, save for a beacon of shining light in the form of a football club that took the City's name.

3 And it so transpired that the nets in the goals were not red. 4 And the creators of the Universe, the paymasters of the inhabits of this Golden Club, the saviours of its existence, said "Let the Nets be Red", and the Nets were Red. 5 FSG saw that the nets being red were good, and thenceforth the nets were red.

6 And FSG said, "Let there be a guardian of the Nets to separate the Ball from the goal". 7 And the God-King Brendan, who had succeeded the God-King Kenny, looked at the incumbent guardian, Pepe son of Miguel, and found that he was a heathen.

8 And the God-King Brendan turned to his disciple Simon son of Stefan, and said to him "You are a fantastic example of Belgian Engineering and Stoicity, and I will buy you for 9 million pounds". 9 And so the deed was done, and the God-King Brendan assayed to the world that Simon son of Stefan was "one of the top goalkeepers in the Premier League".

10 And the High Priest and Adherents of the Liverpool Faith at RAWK were happy.

11 And the God-King Brendan saw the unceasing efforts that Simon son of Stefan made in his duties as the custodian of the Nets, and he was very good. 12 And so the God-King Brendan found out that 9 million pounds was a fantastic bargain for an excellent shot stopper and a top, top example of Belgian Engineering and Stoicity. 13 And the God-King Brendan looked up at the firmament and thanked the legendary God-Kings, Shanks and Paisley, and thanked Fowler, and they blessed him.

14 And so Simon son of Stefan became another shining light in the constellation that is the Club of Liverpool. 15 And there is still a Golden Sky."
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o_O
 
Danny1

Danny1

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Ah man Brendon Rogers is horrible aint he!! He couldnt be more perfect for Liverpool if he tried, he just spouts the utter garbage exactly like their fans. I love the fact that they are struggling so badly after spending all that money on pretty average joe players to be honest.

Can you remember at the start of the season when they were all saying that Markovic is gonna tear the league apart and laughing at Chelsea because they passed on the opportunity to sign him. I used to like Lallana but he actually plays like he is gods gift now, at Southampton he would work his socks off and be part of the team. Yesterday I thought he was swanning around doing little drag backs and stuff and just didnt work hard enough. He got an assist in the second minute and from that moment on played like a billy big b*llocks.

Watching Liverpool fail so miserably is making me feel better about the season as watching us at the minute is hard work :)
 
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