Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[ohtottenham!]

He's only a Liverpool fan because his wife was and she was only one because she wanted to piss off her brother who is an Everton fan.
Notice I said was.
They got divorced few years back.
She was a fkin car crash but unfortunately the Liverpool shit stuck.
He didn't support anyone before.

I feel for him, mate! And I bet she she told him he'd never walk alone!

 

[slartibartfast]

Should say he was always into football, loved it and played every weekend for years. Just loved the game. Still does, just stuck to Liverpool.
My youngest brother did athletics when he was a boy and follows Coventry because 'I went there once' lol. He's a right fkin laugh.
I went with my mums family history line of Spurs. We come from Walthamstow/Cheshunt. I grew up in Harlow. So no choice to be made imo. Dads from Glasgow so originally Rangers but is now a Spurs man and comes to games with me.


Why the fk am I spewing my life history lol.
I've only had 2 cans

 

[ohtottenham!]

Should say he was always into football, loved it and played every weekend for years. Just loved the game. Still does, just stuck to Liverpool.
My youngest brother did athletics when he was a boy and follows Coventry because 'I went there once' lol. He's a right fkin laugh.
I went with my mums family history line of Spurs. We come from Walthamstow/Cheshunt. I grew up in Harlow. So no choice to be made imo. Dads from Glasgow so originally Rangers but is now a Spurs man and comes to games with me.


Why the fk am I spewing my life history lol.
I've only had 2 cans

That's cool. Hey, I've got Arse, Chelsk, Utd, 'pool and even Leeds in my family! What can you do?

 

[slartibartfast]

That's cool. Hey, I've got Arse, Chelsk, Utd, 'pool and even Leeds in my family! What can you do?

Wifes Chelski.
Father in law is a hammer.
He's got fault with his oven he wants me to look at.
Txt him after game 'I'll pop around tomorrow to take the piss about the football. Oh and I'll look at your oven while I'm at it ' lol.

 

[ohtottenham!]

Wifes Chelski.
Father in law is a hammer.
He's got fault with his oven he wants me to look at.
Txt him after game 'I'll pop around tomorrow to take the piss about the football. Oh and I'll look at your oven while I'm at it ' lol.

You're welcome to look at my oven mate, as long as L.A.'s in your service area. Expat now, but grew up early years in Gants Hil/Ilford in the '60s, hence the Spurs connection. It was Greaves' era, and as a kid at that time, your choice was Spurs, Arse or West Ham. I went Greaves and Spurs!

 

[nightgoat]

The Klopp wank fest is really hitting its peak when serious newspapers are reporting someone fiddling a Wikipedia page as news...

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/22/manchester-city-stadium-owned-jurgen-klopp-wikipedia

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Liverpool will win the following...

1. The Prem
2. FA Cup
3. Champions League
4. Europa League
5. The Euros
6. The World Cup

And that is just this season. Thats how good they are now.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Liverpool will win the following...

1. The Prem
2. FA Cup
3. Champions League
4. Europa League
5. The Euros
6. The World Cup

And that is just this season. Thats how good they are now.

Plus :

7) The Eurovisiong Song Contest
8) The Grand National

 

[npearl4spurs]

Liverpool will win the following...

1. The Prem
2. FA Cup
3. Champions League
4. Europa League
5. The Euros
6. The World Cup

And that is just this season. Thats how good they are now.

Plus :

7) The Eurovisiong Song Contest
8) The Grand National

And next 4th of July's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest!! Fuck off Joey Chestnut and Matt Stonie, Klopp's gonna guzzle those suckers down!

 

[Montasura]

Plus :

7) The Eurovisiong Song Contest
8) The Grand National

9) The Americas Cup
10) The Ryder Cup

 

[Ionman34]

9) The Americas Cup
10) The Ryder Cup

11) Stanley Cup
12) World Series (in only 4 games)
13) The Ashes

 

[HobokenSpur]

You're welcome to look at my oven mate, as long as L.A.'s in your service area. Expat now, but grew up early years in Gants Hil/Ilford in the '60s, hence the Spurs connection. It was Greaves' era, and as a kid at that time, your choice was Spurs, Arse or West Ham. I went Greaves and Spurs!

Nah mate. Your choice was Spurs or cricket.

 

[Gb160]

11) Stanley Cup
12) World Series (in only 4 games)
13) The Ashes

14) The War on Terror

 

[Ionman34]

14) The War on Terror

Hell in a cell?

 

[Ribble]

14) The War on Terror

15) The Suoerbowl
16) Strictly
17) Bake Off

 

[WalkerboyUK]

18) The Formula 1 World Championship
19) The Davis Cup

 

[Insomnia]

They WON'T win the Mersey side derby though, wankers

 

[Gb160]

20) The Internet

 

[Flynn]

21 the cleanest job centre in the world.

 

[Sweech]

22) An argument with my wife