Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[dudu]

This is fantastic. I sit soooo close to a lpool fan at work and he is going to be so so quiet tomorrow

 

[LondonOllie]

Ha ha! They've locked the match thread on RAWK!!!

Comedy Gold!!!

 

[panoma]

So thats 3 wins, 3 draws and 3 losses for klopp in the league. 12 points from 9 games. Yet media and liverpool fans will have you think he is the best manager we ever seen lol.

 

[Sweech]

He's only had a few games. Poch had a shocking first few months

Even in Poch's start he didn't lose a league game all year to a freshly promoted side.

Not just lose either...get totally whacked by.

 

[Hazardousman]

Ha ha! They've locked the match thread on RAWK!!!

Comedy Gold!!!

Will probably start positing threads about how they won the champions league later and ban anybody that decides to discuss their current situation haha, if deluded bubbles were homes....

 

[L-man]

Remember when Liverpool had a plan and "won't do a Spurs". Good times

http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2014/07/liverpool-going-spurs-arent/



This sums up why I'm confident we "won't do a Spurs". Its not about the 'names', its about the player who the Manager knows will fit his why of playing the best. Lovren, in-particular after researching him a lot nd watching his games, will be brilliant for us next season.

Also, how can you know Capoue is better than Can? I bet you haven't seen much of him and he hasn't played enough yet to come to that conclusion. Capoue hasn't played enough either for you imo to know what his true ability is yet.

As usual seems a lot of tribalistic wishful thinking trying to make yourself feel better about your wasting of cash this time last year. Thats just MY opinion though.

 

[DotNetCoder]

Pure distilled RAWK tears...

https://twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown

 

[dontcallme]

Remember when Liverpool had a plan and "won't do a Spurs". Good times

You're telling me Toela got something wrong? Not having that I'm afraid.

 

[Montasura]

So I've been out tackling Tescos for the big Christmas grocery shop. Pain and misery of a kind rarely experienced.

But then I come home, pour myself a rum, turn on sky sports and discover Liverpool have been thumped by Watford...and I have Ighalo in my fantasy team!!

What a joyous day this is!!!!!

 

[DanielCHillier]

Wonder if Gillette will still be doing them cringe Liverpool adverts that they decided to start doing because of that season Liverpool finished in the top 2 and then Henderson was apparently the best midfielder in the PL?

I mean it's pretty embarrassing to have your product associated with midtable fodder let's face it.

Think it was Nivea, but still

 

[Dirty Ewok]

 

[hugrr]

A few meltdowns for you from here

I can't fucking believe that first half - I would sell Bogdan in January just for this match alone. Sorry, but we should have a Premier League backup keeper.

Unfortunately for the lad, as much as we can say "Everyone makes mistakes" - he really did set the president today. Mistake after mistake.

Well beaten. Terrible refereeing didn't help, nor did the pitch, but we were outplayed and outfought.

If Martin Skrtel never pulls on a Liverpool shirt again, it may just have been worth it. He's fucking shite.

Well done Watford. The better team won

League season is quickly fading into nothingness, again.

Hope Klopp isn't regretting taking this job.

fucking embarrassing. all over the pitch. fuck football.

Only positive I'll take is , were still only 5 points off top 4 , got to make that our hull moment from two years ago

That shite was arguably worse than anything we saw under Rodgers.

Jurgen, you've got a huge job on your hands - hopefully our fans stick by you and realise how much work is actually need. Total shite across the team, and sadly, we need another 'clear out' of players and to let another manager have a crack at trying to make us a half decent side.

Outclassed by fucking Watford, having to scramble a draw at home to West Brom and pick out the 'positives' - Not good enough for Liverpool Football Club. Take your positivity elsewhere today lads, there was NOTHING positive about that.

 

[tony_parkes]

Wonder if Gillette will still be doing them cringe Liverpool adverts that they decided to start doing because of that season Liverpool finished in the top 2 and then Henderson was apparently the best midfielder in the PL?

I mean it's pretty embarrassing to have your product associated with midtable fodder let's face it.

It's Nivea isn't it?

Skrtel moisturises his arm as he prepares to fist Lallana.

 

[Nine while nine]

Think it was Nivea, but still

It was Nivea. They're still going to use Liverpool because, following the Watford game, the players now genuinely understand what it means to be creamed.

 

[thinktank]

Leicester next.

 

[millsey]

Even in Poch's start he didn't lose a league game all year to a freshly promoted side.

Not just lose either...get totally whacked by.

There 7th in the league half way through the season ffs

 

[Sweech]

There 7th in the league half way through the season ffs

Shouldn't you be posting on RAWK about how this is their year?

 

[King of Otters]

A few meltdowns for you from here

Urgh, I hate the 'Liverpool Football Club' shtick.

 

[Hazardousman]

Some classic reactions from RAWK...

"Leicester are going to tear us a new one next week at this rate, maybe it'd be best if we put all our eggs into the Europa League to get back into the CL."

lol the assumption that they have enough quality to win the EL lolol

"After that massive Southampton win, looks like the players forgot that they still had to win against the likes of West Brom, Newcastle and Watford."

That massive Southampton win against a second string Southampton side in a cup with your full strength first team? All that hype imploding in your face after one game now is it?


"The Darkest Hour is just before the Dawn."

LOL

"Soo awful and DISGRACEFUL & DISGUSTING!

'Spits'

WTF WAS THAT?"

Classy as always, e-spitting, tut tut tut.


"We're on course for perhaps 55 points this season which is an awful effort... again. Alarmingly, we've only hit 70+ points in 5 of the last 20 seasons (including this one, assuming we don't) which is staggering really."

Yet the media and their supporters still believe they will win the title every year...

The general consensus on the 10th of November was that a 5th place finish and Klopp being able to instil his work ethic in the team over the course of the season would represent a very positive achievement. I sincerely believe that these last few results represent the necessary bumps in the road before we can shape a team capable of scaring the shit out of the league next season."

A very positive achievement? That would be a miracle considering they have only finished 5th or above once in however many seasons.

They are going to scare the shit out of the league next season as well apparently...don't they say this every year?


Some comedy gold in that thread.

 

[ohtottenham!]

While he's tasting some Watford ass, Lawro gets the MOTM award. In fact, make it man of the weekend. He deserves it.