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[Rocksuperstar]

Every time i'm unfortunate enough to catch Jim White he makes me cringe, he is fucking atrocious. Caller making valid points about the Aussie Cricket ball tampering, all very conversation worthy, Jim busts in with the declaration that it'll lead to their families being targeted and death threats - none of which has happened that we know of.

What the hell is wrong with him? What part inside his head broke? He sounds well proud of himself for completely derailing what could've been a constructive call in show. What a bellend.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Jim White is the kind of bloke who tucks his shirt into his pants.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Jim White is the kind of bloke who does finger guns at himself in the bathroom mirror of a public toilet.

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

Jim White is the kind of guy who, when his mum asks him if he wants Coco Pops or Ricicles for his breakfast, says

"I was having a glass of red wine with a very important man from Sunderland last night, a very big name in that part of the world, and he tells me, and I'm only repeating what he told me, that Coco Pops are one of the biggest brands in the North East, and they are very serious about getting to the top, so I'm only going on what I'm told by a very important man, but I'm going with Coco Pops. All the way."

 

[robbiedee]

Jim White is the kind of guy who, when his mum asks him if he wants Coco Pops or Ricicles for his breakfast, says

"I was having a glass of red wine with a very important man from Sunderland last night, a very big name in that part of the world, and he tells me, and I'm only repeating what he told me, that Coco Pops are one of the biggest brands in the North East, and they are very serious about getting to the top, so I'm only going on what I'm told by a very important man, but I'm going with Coco Pops. All the way."

...my good friend.

 

[Insomnia]

JIm bag o Shite

 

[Metalhead]

Jim White is the kind of guy who, when his mum asks him if he wants Coco Pops or Ricicles for his breakfast, says

"I was having a glass of red wine with a very important man from Sunderland last night, a very big name in that part of the world, and he tells me, and I'm only repeating what he told me, that Coco Pops are one of the biggest brands in the North East, and they are very serious about getting to the top, so I'm only going on what I'm told by a very important man, but I'm going with Coco Pops. All the way."

Tears of laughter as I could totally hear Jim White's voice whilst reading it.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Mason on Talksport now, with Danny Kelly, laughing about how Dier stayed on the pitch against Chelsea last season - you can hear the smile on Ryan's face

 

[RichieS]

Mason on Talksport now, with Danny Kelly, laughing about how Dier stayed on the pitch against Chelsea last season - you can hear the smile on Ryan's face

*2 seasons ago.

It was Mason going straight through the back of Hazard that saved Dier wasn't it?

 

[Rocksuperstar]

*2 seasons ago.

It was Mason going straight through the back of Hazard that saved Dier wasn't it?

Oof, feel older every day.

It was a combination of Mason and Kane, wasn't it? I think Kane was the next player booked after Dier had ploughed two of theirs in quick succession, but as demonstrated, my memory stinks.

 

[whitesocks]

Mason on Talksport now, with Danny Kelly, laughing about how Dier stayed on the pitch against Chelsea last season - you can hear the smile on Ryan's face

Dier hasn't really been the same player since, so I don't think he liked the level he'd been dragged down to in that game. He doesn't even make committed challenges any more.
Arguably he is a better player now, marking space and not letting himself be drawn out of position.

The premiership doesn't really have any hard players - so we don't need anyone to settle the score. But we certainly needed someone like that against Juventus...

 

[Metalhead]

Cundy is going to be talking about the Chelsea v Spurs game. Cue lots of classic deflecting from the result by comparing our first victory there in 28 years with their trophy haul, us celebrating like we won the cup, when is the dvd coming out etc.

 

[aliyid]

Cundy is going to be talking about the Chelsea v Spurs game. Cue lots of classic deflecting from the result by comparing our first victory there in 28 years with their trophy haul, us celebrating like we won the cup, when is the dvd coming out etc.

He’ll just be trying to wind up Spurs fans as usual trying to get people to phone in...

Maybe he’ll speak about his time at both clubs (four years at each) where he failed to make an impression at either club and was sent out on loan by both

 

[tototoner]

Cundy is going to be talking about the Chelsea v Spurs game. Cue lots of classic deflecting from the result by comparing our first victory there in 28 years with their trophy haul, us celebrating like we won the cup, when is the dvd coming out etc.

You must be producing the show

 

[Metalhead]

He’ll just be trying to wind up Spurs fans as usual trying to get people to phone in...

Maybe he’ll speak about his time at both clubs (four years at each) where he failed to make an impression at either club and was sent out on loan by both

I was going to say that he isn't exactly a club legend.

 

[Metalhead]

You must be producing the show

I heard him on the feed saying something along the lines of 'Spurs fans must be delighted - I remember when Chelsea won the champions league. '

 

[Gb160]

This should be good, it'll be the Poch/Levy out moron special i imagine.

 

[robbiedee]

This should be good, it'll be the Poch/Levy out moron special i imagine.

I wonder how many times Durham will call us legends and bottle jobs...it'll probably be his opening gambit to get the phone lines busy...

 

[montylynch]

As well as the stinky love in for Liverpool no doubt. But yes, he'll have mental spurs fans ringing in. Shame Wenger didn't leave his outing till today, Durham would have been all over that like a tramp on chips.

 

[Gb160]

As well as the stinky love in for Liverpool no doubt. But yes, he'll have mental spurs fans ringing in. Shame Wenger didn't leave his outing till today, Durham would have been all over that like a tramp on chips.

Surprisingly they've only had one stupid one on, saying that 'Poch has got one more season and if we don't win something he's got to go'.

He was followed by a sensible bloke who said the previous caller sounded like something off Arsenal Fan TV, and he couldn't be more right, some of our fans have become so entitled its getting a bit embarrassing, both on here and generally speaking