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Metalhead

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But that's a debate for another thread.....
Nov 24, 2013
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jari17 said:
They're such a poorly run club, how can the club owners son publicly go out on twitter with a Bathshuayi t shirt and with Bacca photos saying its nearly done. Every single transfer rumor they immediately come out and comment on. What a horrendous club.
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They are far too fond of Twitter IMO. Can you imagine Levy keeping fans updated on transfers.
 
Metalhead

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But that's a debate for another thread.....
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Nine while nine said:
They know exactly what kind of striker they want. They want an expensive one - as evidenced by Karren Brady's statement in January that David Sullivan was going to buy a £20m plus forward. Not a 20-goals-a-season forward, mind you. No, a £20m plus forward.

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/01/23/brady-says-west-ham-plan-to-buy-20m-plus-forward-this-summer/

It doesn't matter what he's like, he's got to be expensive. A billy big bollocks signing for a billy big bollocks chairman trying to promote his billy big bollocks club in its billy big bollocks stadium.

The idea was that everyone would go: "F*** me, look at West Ham, they've only gone and bought x. They're going to be a right force in the Premiership this year. That David Sullivan, he's done a great job, hasn't he."

Whereas we're all going: ""F*** me, look at West Ham, they've failed to buy x, y, z and half the bloody alphabet. They're going to be a right farce in the Premiership this year. That David Sullivan, he's a right nob, isn't he."

The result of this is that KUMB is in a state of frenzy, trying to identify strikers at either end of the spectrum who haven't said 'no' yet. Consequently, today's links are to Andre Gray of Burnley and one James Rodriguez...

http://foreverwestham.com/2016/07/b...ted-in-shock-bid-for-world-class-25-year-old/

:eek::ROFLMAO:
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Well Berahino is seemingly now available for 15 million but I'm sure that Jeremy Peace would be delighted to raise the price back to 20 million for them.
 
Col_M

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
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Ghost Hardware said:
Apparently they are interested in signing James Rodriguez.... :ROFLMAO:


As if he would go there.
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Rumour has it, they are the only club in the world that are interested in signing him. Well the only club in an Olympic Stadium. Erm, I mean the only club with an Olympic stadium in the UK. Should sell a few more season tickets in anticipation of the West Ham Globetrotters
 
Metalhead

Metalhead

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riggi said:
I can. If they were actually paying for their muggy stadium then they wouldn't be able to do that!
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Oh sorry, I assumed that the rail company are offering the discount. Is it subsidised by West Ham?
 
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Syn_13 said:
Brady really is the only one with any brains over there. She's been their best signing in recent years. Those 2 muppets have the money, but know fuck all about running a football club. She's been instrumental to them getting what they've wanted for the last couple of years. They must be paying her a fucking fortune.
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She's the worst one. Her start in "business" was sucking old man Sullivans sausage. She was his bit on the side for years. She's from money and connections too. Her weekly column where she took/takes every opportunity to slag us off in a pathetic playground way, her chat about changing the name to 'West Ham Olympic' etc has plenty of West Ham detesting her.
Their half arsed attempt at 're-branding' the club and up scaling its image is woeful. Like they've employed a third rate advertising company to take charge of it all.

They seem to be forgetting that a crap plastic stadium and cheap prices won't ever attract and keep the plastic support they seem so keen on targetting. The only thing that keeps that target audience interested is regular major trophies and huge name players.

She has them two to thank for everything she has, not the other way round. It's Sullivan and Gold's money that got them the Athletics arena and her 'honour'. Check out her actual 'business' record as it were. Eff all to see. It's a joke she's held up as some kind of inspiration for aspiring female entrepreneurs.
 
riggi

riggi

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Col_M said:
I've seen this guy live. He's very good. Taken in context, that would have been very entertaining.
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Ye I think it was meant tougne in cheek anyway. I saw a longer clip of him taking her piss out of himself before the rap.
 
spursfan77

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There's been rumours over on cous for the last two years that they are having massive problems with the retractable seating. And no I've just read this:

http://www.claretandhugh.info/os-retractable-seating-to-take-longer-than-expected/

AND THIS!

Their 'state of the art' retractable seating?

Pinched from SSC:

Did the Great Newham family run yesterday and will upload photos to flickr later. I took a lot of photos underneath the East end. Many of the supports are perched on breeze blocks and the scaffolding is held together by cable ties. Quick comical really. Big sign saying 'Remember Cable ties when attaching braces' The thought of the day is 'Let's do it today!'

I have heard a number of sub contractors have walked out on the job and they have bought in experts who are working 12 hour days in an attempt to come up with a better solution.
 
ernie78

ernie78

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spursfan77 said:
There's been rumours over on cous for the last two years that they are having massive problems with the retractable seating. And no I've just read this:

http://www.claretandhugh.info/os-retractable-seating-to-take-longer-than-expected/

AND THIS!

Their 'state of the art' retractable seating?

Pinched from SSC:

Did the Great Newham family run yesterday and will upload photos to flickr later. I took a lot of photos underneath the East end. Many of the supports are perched on breeze blocks and the scaffolding is held together by cable ties. Quick comical really. Big sign saying 'Remember Cable ties when attaching braces' The thought of the day is 'Let's do it today!'

I have heard a number of sub contractors have walked out on the job and they have bought in experts who are working 12 hour days in an attempt to come up with a better solution.
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Scaffolding held together by cable ties???! :eek:
 
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