Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[JerryGarcia]

Kumb...

Having just watched the first half of Spuds v City, the difference in energy and pace of the players compared to what I saw yesterday is startling. Even if our players are of lower quality than what I am watching now (and they mostly are), there is no excuse for our players to look so less fit and energetic. Whoever is responsible for our players fitness seems not to be doing his job properly

Hate to say it but I wish that we could play like Spurs

Play like Spurs.
Stadium like Arsenal.
Fans like Chelsea.

The owners dream.

 

[luRRka]

Kumb...

"fans like Chelsea"...

One out of 3 ain't bad

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

Even during our destruction of Man City all I could think of was getting back on this thread

 

[Col_M]

Don't worry, they have the image of sellouts nailed down.

Whisper it quietly because Brady might see it as a marketing brainwave..... they'll superimpose crowd images on the trampolines which could add another 40k Customers to thr attendance figures.

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Love the way even after just beating City 2-0 the comedy thread is still active.

it probably always will be active, certainly as long as the Porno Brothers and Miss Piggy are 'running' Spam. WHU really is a gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Hazelton]

Hahahahaha.

I know it's late but I'm still laughing.

 

[Chris Finch]

Kumb...

Mostly??!!

 

[Monkey boy]

As much as I love this thread, I thought that we didn't care what was going on at West Ham and the rivalry were a figure of their imagination?

 

[luRRka]

Mostly??!!

I think they are referring to their saviour payet

EDIT I hope so any way

 

[vicbob]

As much as I love this thread, I thought that we didn't care what was going on at West Ham and the rivalry were a figure of their imagination?

In a footballing way I couldn't give a stuff, but when they self destruct on such an epic basis, it's pure comedy gold and I wouldn't change it for anything.

 

[sherbornespurs]

Also id say that the olympic park is a tourist attraction which may attract tourists amongst others hence poor attendances or half filled stadiums once they realised what shite they're watching and experiencing.

It is indeed a tourist attraction, this is how it's described in the latest edition of 'The Lonely Planet':

"The glittering centrepiece of London's 2012 Olympic Games, this vast 227-hectare expanse includes the main Olympic venues as well as playgrounds, walking and cycling trails, gardens and a diverse mix of wetland, woodland, meadow and other wildlife habitats as an environmentally fertile legacy for the future. The main focal point is the stadium, with a Games capacity of 80,000, scaled back to 54,000 seats for its new role as the home ground for West Ham United FC".

It sounds absolutely enchanting, a magical and idyllic wilderness that Wordsworth himself would approve of .........but I can't help thinking there may have to be a public health warning of 'avoid at all costs' on matchday for next years edition.

 

[Flynn]

So about ten years ago West Ham switched their attention from their rivals Chelsea to us. Mainly because they figured we were there to be superseded and they could overhaul us.

I'm just wondering now when they are going to switch focus on QPR and Fulham.

 

[Gbspurs]

Kumb...

To be fair they do play like spurs, however they only do that twice a season when they play us.

 

[edson]

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

. My sides are destroyed

 

[spurs]

Quote from that vlog
"is it our corner or our throw in? I don't know. Hold on, I'll just zoom in and check"

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Don't know what the FA are up to but they need to pull their finger out and get that club in line. Gotten away with too much already.

They're too busy reading player's tweets from 5 years ago when they were 16 of course

 

[edson]

If this has been posted before let me know and I will remove it.

 

[RichieS]

Mostly??!!

 

[VertongHen]

When you hear West Ham actually got a point: