Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Trix]

He told them over 2 months ago he wanted out, and his agent has been touting him about for ages(including to us). Looks like things have now come to a head.

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

West Ham the gift that keeps giving!

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

I wish we had Mitchell Thomas to sell them.

 

[nailsy]

So if Defoe = £5m and Snodgrass = £3m I think we can grab Payet from them for around £8m.

 

[Gb160]

He told them over 2 months ago he wanted out, and his agent has been touting him about for ages(including to us). Looks like things have now come to a head.

Dont get me wrong, excellent player but doesn't strike me as a 'Poch' player.

 

[Dougal]

Need to ship him off to China. Let him rot and they'll miss out on a huge payday.

 

[thinktank]

It's hilarious!

Should the manager be making this public??? Maybe Bilic no longer wants to manage West Ham either....

West Ham, have been by far the most entertaining club this season!

I think everyone needs to take a step back and really appreciate just how golden this all is.

And it's only January!

 

[ernie78]

Re: Dimitri Payet Thread
by sanchoz on Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:35 am

Play him for every single second of every single game from here until the end of the season and then sell him in the summer.


I don't think this guy gets that Payet is saying he won't play.

 

[luRRka]

So if Defoe = £5m and Snodgrass = £3m I think we can grab Payet from them for around £8m.

Exactly. How much would we then be able to sell a 34 year old for? — David Gold

 

[thinktank]

Amin ‏@AminVasim 5m5 minutes ago
Haha you ain't got Payet now have ya

#WestHam #Payet

 

[JonnySpurs]

I was calling for us to sign the kid when he was still at Marseille and couldn't believe he ended up at that tin pot club. It's a damn shame that they would NEVER sell to us and at 29 he obviously doesn't fit our transfer strategy but man, would love to have him here.

 

[Mustard]

 

[Gbspurs]

Rock and a hard place really. They could sell him for £20m+ now but at 29 they can't really afford to leave him to rot as his value will drop fast. Best to start whoring him out to the biggest bidder.

 

[Dennism]

West Ham, the comedy show that never fails to deliver. Maybe they cold get Payet to sell the popcorn or act as a steward. Who will be next to jump ship?

 

[nailsy]

Re: Dimitri Payet Thread
by sanchoz on Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:35 am

Play him for every single second of every single game from here until the end of the season and then sell him in the summer.


I don't think this guy gets that Payet is saying he won't play.

Has he actually said that we won't play for them? All I've seen is the BBC report saying he doesn't want to, not that he's refusing to play.

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

Fantastic response from one of the fans in KUMB:
"Our owners are c****, They'll probably replace with Snodgrass and pocket the rest."

 

[thinktank]

Can't see Bilic staying.

 

[ernie78]

"You've lost Payet,
Dimitri Payet,
I just don't think you understand,
Your stadium's a farce,
you're dying on your arse,
you've lost Dimitri Payet"


Ok i'll get my coat

 

[Wsussexspur]

A very small part of me feels sorry for West Ham as we have been here in the past a few time when players out grow the club and want to leave then when the club refuses they effectively go on strike refusing to play (Berbatov, Bale to a certain extent).

 

[tiger666]

A very small part of me feels sorry for West Ham as we have been here in the past a few time when players out grow the club and want to leave then when the club refuses to play then they effectively go on strike refusing to play (Berbatov, Bale to a certain extent).

Yeah and W Ham fans would have been laughing their arses off.