Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[ValenciaYid]

Well that's better than most of the stuff that drops or slithers out of Karren Brady's massive vag.

My mate banged Brady years ago. Back then she passed as a bird.....

 

[VertongHen]

My mate banged Brady years ago. Back then she passed as a bird.....

Made me think of this...

(Sorry for sh*t quality and editing )

 

[Gb160]

Apparently they're ditching the greengrocers carpet covering the running track and they've spent £200k on a claret and blue cover, because some of their players claim its was so big that they couldn't work out where the pitch actually ended

Seems well received by the natives

It's not the colour of the covering that's the problem, it's the bloody great gaps everywhere, including those covered by the stupid trampolines, it is and never will be a stadium suited for football, especially when you read elsewhere that Spurs new stadiums worst seats would be comparable to the front row seats in the upper tier at our stadium.

So by making the vast area a more distinctive colour, making it stand out more and drawing more attention to it … this will somehow make it look smaller?
Righty ho.
It will make it look 10 x times worse than it already does.

However there are a few that still think its alright, the distance from the pitch isn’t a problem and that the view is alright despite sitting in a different postcode from the rest of the ground.
Least last season it was **** and cheap, in years to come its going to **** and expensive.
Its totally unacceptable for a football stadium.

still all lipstick on a pig.

It's putting glitter on dogshit but that's still better than just dogshit.

 

[robbiedee]

Karen Brady on Sky Sports talking about the transfer window closing earlier...

"I don't deal with [agents], my poor chairman has to deal with them, and I can tell you it is incredibly stressful."

So she's admitting that their chairman is poor...a bit of an understatement - I'd say he's incredibly shit

 

[Danners9]

The Carlton Cole parody account has started a very long, very funny, thread about West Ham's banter era. It begins in 2006 and ends, like, today.

https://twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/897721898074861568

never forget that Mascherano was kept out of the side by Hayden Mullins

 

[UncleBuck]

Don't understand why they are letting Snodgrass go, £10m in January and only made 15 appearances, it's not like they are blessed with attacking options is it:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham-united/top-scorers

 

[TheChosenOne]

Don't understand why they are letting Snodgrass go, £10m in January and only made 15 appearances, it's not like they are blessed with attacking options is it:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham-united/top-scorers

It is probably something to do with those mugs paying him £75k a week without realising it was costing
so much in real life.

 

[scat1620]

The Carlton Cole parody account has started a very long, very funny, thread about West Ham's banter era. It begins in 2006 and ends, like, today.

https://twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/897721898074861568

never forget that Mascherano was kept out of the side by Hayden Mullins

Brilliant. That really was glorious. Parody Carlton Cole really gunning for @Nine while nine's title belts in this thread.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Spoiler: Might not be suitable for work

I SAY!!!!

 

[Flynn]

Spoiler: Might not be suitable for work

Simply luvleh.

 

[Mustard]

Simply luvleh.

Luvleh, luvleh, luvleh

 

[Rogmeister]

Simply luvleh.

Oh yes

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

rotfl. Winston reid carried off on stretcher after signing his 6 yr deal.....lmfao

 

[shelfboy68]

rotfl. Winston reid carried off on stretcher after signing his 6 yr deal.....lmfao

Perhaps they should buy Sanchez or foyth......oh wait they can't

 

[Col_M]

rotfl. Winston reid carried off on stretcher after signing his 6 yr deal.....lmfao

Had the game even kicked off?

 

[Gb160]

Had the game even kicked off?

No in the warm up.

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

Had the game even kicked off?

No he done it in warm up....I honestly couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

No in the warm up.

Priceless

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

Now their new signing has been sent off!!! Their misery is endless.

 

[Stoof]

Hahaha. 2-0.

Hahahaha hahahaha