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michaelden

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Nine while nine

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So Pellegrini brought Wilshere to West Ham because of his winning mentality.

Hmm. Let's deconstruct that, shall we?

Jack Wilshere made his competitive debut in September 2008. In the six years prior to that, Arsenal won 2 Leagues and 3 FA Cups. In the 10 years after he started playing, Arsenal won 0 Leagues and 3 FA Cups.

So Jack Wilshere basically made Arsenal less competent at winning. (y)

And what of those 3 FA Cup victories?

How many did Jack start? 0
How many goals did he get? 0
How many assists did he get? 0

In fact, Jack Wilshere's entire contribution to Arsenal's 'winning mentality' is 15 minutes of football against the mighty Hull City in which he did fuck all, 13 minutes of football against the imperious Aston Villa in which he did fuck all, a misconduct charge and a £40k fine.

Impressive. :rolleyes:

Still, I'm sure it's better than most West Ham players can offer, so fair enough. Whether it quite matches up to the winning mentality of the World Cup winners of Tottenham, Manchester United and Chelsea is quite another thing though. I'll guess we'll see soon enough.

Unless he fractures something and needs to be bolted back together again

#pinningmentality
 
Lilbaz

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aliyid said:
Hold up people the official West Hsm account is celebrating.... 5th best is still a trophy right :LOL::LOL::LOL:

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West ham can only dream of being 5th best. If there was a trophy for being the worlds biggest twat they would come second because they are twats. Swap *twat* for a stronger word that is not allowed here if you want.
 
Phantom

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The premier inn, is having a plaque installed that says "official hotel of 1966 world cup winners - July 2018"
 
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coys200

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Watched 1st half of Villa friendly mainly to see grealish( who was a class apart). Playing like they think they are Brazil. Be bloody funny I’d this is actually how they intend to play this season. Anfield could be about 7-2 score line.
 
riggi

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Blockbuster said:
Think its something that should be praised really, not wasting cash on luxury hotels when not needed
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Of course it's just shit banter points to hit them with. Imagine if our players stayed in one at Walthamstow with a kebab shop attached!
 
Nine while nine

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Felipe Anderson's inability to pronounce 'West Ham' properly - apparently it comes across as Wesh Hai - has led to a thread on KUMB on how West Ham is pronounced in other parts of the World. Well, apparently...

"The Danes pronounce our name as one word, along the lines of “Westhem”."

"In the Andaluz dialect, neighbours call us "Wetam"."

"In China we are 'She Ham' cos Xi (Pinyin) means 'West' and they haven't got a word for Ham."

So far so unremarkable, but I did like this reply...

"Slightly off topic, here in Trumpland, sometimes our games are shown on the Spanish language channel. The commentators cannot pronounce the name of our captain, he is referred to as Nobbly."

:joyful:

Although this was my favourite…

In my adopted country of Thailand, most locals refer to us as "Who?"

:ROFLMAO:
 
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