Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[CJMurray]

Only put 3 past the second best team from Andorra.

 

[nightgoat]

Apparently that's Lusitanos' best ever away result in European football. In their last European match they lost 5-1 to the champions of the Faroe Islands.

 

[gilzeantheking]

2nd leg against Lusitanos

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LIVE! West Ham down to 10 men after Diafra Sakho is sent off against Lusitans - follow it here http://skysports.tv/LSx4ov

 

[michaelden]

west ham just scored

 

[ernie78]

Grand European Football

 

[Maxtremist]

Anyone else laughing at the Irony that they're in the europa league because of fair play and 13 minutes into a game against some pub team Sakho gets a red card for fighting?

 

[TheChosenOne]

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I have actually been to Andorra Lavella, but in January when there was a lot of snow about.

Great place for duty free shopping though.

 

[UncleBuck]

Anyone else laughing at the Irony that they're in the europa league because of fair play and 13 minutes into a game against some pub team Sakho gets a red card for fighting?

Saw a link today that ManU were looking at him for £15m, obviously wanted to get an early flight back to Manchester....

 

[tony0379]

Anthony Tsappis the deluded Spammer

 

[Bus-Conductor]

I have actually been to Andorra Lavella, but in January when there was a lot of snow about.

Great place for duty free shopping though.

Really odd fucking place isn't it, like Croydon and Salzberg had a baby.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Bought a lovely pair of goretex boots for about £60. They were advertised in the window shown on a robot arm ducking in and out of a fish tank.

I fall for all the stuff like that. Good though lasted for quite a few years.

Also bought some Ricard Absinthe ... Whenever I gave a girlie visitor some in a glass with a splash of lemonade it seemed to make their underwear fall off - every time.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Really odd fucking place isn't it, like Croydon and Salzberg had a baby.

Long streets going uphill all booze, shoes and touristy stuff.

That was when we stayed in Soldeu (Fat Alberts etc). But one year we went to Pas De La Casa on the border with France,
The amazing sight there included the French driving all the way up a mountain range to stock up on washing powder and other sundry items.

I reckon I must still hold the downhill speed record on the main home run into the town, I was 100% out of control with jelly legs and skiing in a straight line missing everything by pure chance. Scary

 

[Bus-Conductor]

Long streets going uphill all booze, shoes and touristy stuff.

That was when we stayed in Soldeu (Fat Alberts etc). But one year we went to Pas De La Casa on the border with France,
The amazing sight there included the French driving all the way up a mountain range to stock up on washing powder and other sundry items.

I reckon I must still hold the downhill speed record on the main home run into the town, I was 100% out of control with jelly legs and skiing in a straight line missing everything by pure chance. Scary

I had my only skiing experience in Grau Roig. Much like you I only managed to master the straight line dash. My kids were zooming around after half an hour, I was like Frank Spencer on ice. Stayed at a great hotel in La Vella though.

 

[TheChosenOne]

I had my only skiing experience in Grau Roig. Much like you I only managed to master the straight line dash. My kids were zooming around after half an hour, I was like Frank Spencer on ice. Stayed at a great hotel in La Vella though.

Grau Roig was my claim to fame.... We as a bunch of mates were skiing down a fairly fast blue run and cross crossing as you do, out of the corner of my eye another skier was my mirror, we were at the outer edges of the run and inevitably when we traversed the run we collided, he was a meaty six footer but me being smaller our heads clashed, well my forehead hit him right under the goggles in the cheek, he got splattered and there was claret everywhere on the snow. He was spark out with legs akimbo, I was trying to help the feller and a woman (the wife) skied up behind us and was horrified at the scene , after speaking to me she said 'thank God you are English ' (sic). I said to her ' Does that make things better then ? His goggles were smashed like his face. When we got to the bottom he was in one of the restaurants battered to fuck and looking very big and pissed off so me and one of my mates decided to get a taxi back to our hotel, sod the money LOL

There are so many stories like that from1997-2004 around Europe, not footie related.

 

[Wellspurs]

Spammers struggling agains the Maltese third best team 0-0 after 60 mins!!

Come on spammers we need you to stay in and get worn out before beginning of season.

 

[Lilbaz]

Spammers struggling agains the Maltese third best team 0-0 after 60 mins!!

Come on spammers we need you to stay in and get worn out before beginning of season.

We want them to have to put out full sides though.

 

[Wellspurs]

Only put 3 past the second best team from Andorra.

That's better than 1-0 v Malta's 3rd finest.

 

[Lilbaz]

That's better than 1-0 v Malta's 3rd finest.

Their first team as well.

 

[sendmark]

At this rate can see them failing to even qualify for the group stage, still got two more playoff rounds to go, both of which are played around the first few Prem games, and there's a big step up from this. Next playoff round could get a Vitesse or Brondy, and the final playoff round is the losing CL qualifiers plus all the Europa winners at that point.

 

[nightgoat]

The draw for the next qualifying round is tomorrow. Unfortunately West Ham get to be seeded purely because of their national coefficient so they'll avoid the likes of Dortmund and Bilbao. But they could get Chelsea Reserves or hopefully someone from Kazakhstan or similarly miles away.