Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[VertongHen]

West Hams two most expensive signings this summer:

• André Ayew
• Sofiane Fegouli

West Ham players who are currently injured:

• Andre Ayew
• Sofiane Feghouli
• Aaron Cresswell

 

[JerryGarcia]

I think the only way to fail the Spammer medical is to be missing a limb.

Remember Kieran Dyer?

 

[Lilbaz]

Remember Kieran Dyer?

Carroll?

They all seem to get an anal injuy, the i can't be arsed syndrome.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Carroll?

They all seem to get an anal injuy, the i can't be arsed syndrome.

Thomas Hitzelsburger?

 

[SugarRay]

Can't be pleased to see any player injured for 4 months


Unless it's Wilshire of course

 

[heelspurs]

I think the only way to fail the Spammer medical is to be missing a limb.

Is that because supernumerary limbs and digits are a "sign" of family over there?

 

[Kennington]

Cost £20m pounds. Played 20 minutes. £1m per minute. Well played Swansea.

To be fair, though, it's not as if he's out for the whole season. By my calculations, he should be back just in time for...







... The Africa Cup of Nations

Sir

I bow down to your input to this thread (and maybe and hopefully others as well).

Pure genius - has me in stitches the way you just totally sum things up so well.

Bravo!!

 

[thinktank]

Cost £20m pounds. Played 20 minutes. £1m per minute. Well played Swansea.

To be fair, though, it's not as if he's out for the whole season. By my calculations, he should be back just in time for...







... The Africa Cup of Nations

 

[VegasII]

Wonder if they'll go and spunk another 20/30 mil on another striker?

Their spunking seems to cause injuries to the players they're spunking on!

 

[L.A. Yiddo]

Their spunking seems to cause injuries to the players they're spunking on!

Don't mention anything about spunking and West Ham to the dildo Daves. I'm sure they'd start a whole new range of merchandise.

 

[glospur]

I think the only way to fail the Spammer medical is to be missing a limb.

Not even that does it. Haven't you seen their newest signing:

 

[Syn_13]

Ayew OUT for 4 months....

Jack Sullivan ‏@jsullivanwhu 5m5 minutes ago
We are devastated that Ayew will be out for about 4 month. He needs a surgery

Go no ligaments, innit.

 

[Kennington]

Who in their right mind would let a spotty yoof director's son (yes that's you Jack - sorry to all other spotties out there - I am one but not a yoof) to be the official mouthpiece on a social networking site of an allegedly major football club.

Embarrassing really.

 

[zicomerc]

Kouyate supposedly injured now. Just a rumour but panic descending in KUMB.

https://twitter.com/ExWHUemployee/status/766211678161801216

 

[Khilari]

Wow, their luck with new strikers is horrendous. Oh well.

 

[Gb160]

Who in their right mind would let a spotty yoof director's son (yes that's you Jack - sorry to all other spotties out there - I am one but not a yoof) to be the official mouthpiece on a social networking site of an allegedly major football club.

Embarrassing really.

That lot haven't got a clue how to use social media.
This beauty is possibly my favourite tweet ever...

 

[eddiev14]

Spending £20m on Ayew in the first place was lunacy. The guy is ok but he's such a 'hot and cold' player and turned up for about 5-6 games last season and was fairly injury prone. Swansea fans couldn't believe they were getting £20m for him.

It shows what happens when you are in West Ham's position. You can throw a load of money around but the top players won't want to come to you. So you end up throwing the same money at risky investments.

 

[hughy]

Spending £20m on Ayew in the first place was lunacy. The guy is ok but he's such a 'hot and cold' player and turned up for about 5-6 games last season and was fairly injury prone. Swansea fans couldn't believe they were getting £20m for him.

It shows what happens when you are in West Ham's position. You can throw a load of money around but the top players won't want to come to you. So you end up throwing the same money at risky investments.

Best thing was the reaction on KUMB. They responded to his signing like they'd got Neymar on a free transfer.

 

[spursfan77]

That lot haven't got a clue how to use social media.
This beauty is possibly my favourite tweet ever...
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Farther???

 

[Spurrific]

http://kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=165143&sid=6545af1540bdacff210995260bba408a

Here's a thread on KUMB where they pride themselves on having a special bond with Lazio fans. Lazio, whose facist fanbase sings anti-semitic songs and boo their own black players. Moussolinis old club.

Seems about right for the pikeys.

All of their contrived, made-up stories of Lazio fans' love for West Ham. It's so obvious none of those stories actually happened. The one claiming to see a crossed hammers tattoo with the Lazio badge over the top made me laugh. Why are they all making up lies to make themselves feel like they've made an impact in other countries? Literally nobody cares about these tinpot ****s.