Nine while nine
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- Jan 28, 2011
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So West Ham fans on KUMB are considering how best to protest against their Board about what has happened to their club.
My favourite answer so far?
"Dildos.
50,000 dildos. Dildo hats, dildos thrown on the pitch. dildos everywhere. A general message of we're tired of taking it up the arris and we can make it just as uncomfortable for you as you can for us. If there's anything the tabloids get more riled up about than football violence it's sex, and the porn dwarves would be caught in a bind where they have to condemn something that explicitly targeted at them while not rubbishing the trade that brought them where they are.
Guaranteed headlines worldwide. Images of two bit stewards wrestling 12 inch claret and blue anacondas off of people in the stands. No chance investors would touch a ground filled with dildos either and sponsors would run for the hills. No one wants their two grand watch framed by a few dozen dildos. Their UEFA class 4 theatre of opulence would be known to all and sundry as the dildo stadium.
Likely achieve **** all but at least it'd be a bit of a laugh."
I've spent far too much of my time in recent months on KUMB, but this has to be one of my favourite posts of all time. I'm still crying here at the imagery in the '12 inch claret and blue anaconda' line.
I'd absolutely love it if they could make this happen. The scenes.
My favourite answer so far?
"Dildos.
50,000 dildos. Dildo hats, dildos thrown on the pitch. dildos everywhere. A general message of we're tired of taking it up the arris and we can make it just as uncomfortable for you as you can for us. If there's anything the tabloids get more riled up about than football violence it's sex, and the porn dwarves would be caught in a bind where they have to condemn something that explicitly targeted at them while not rubbishing the trade that brought them where they are.
Guaranteed headlines worldwide. Images of two bit stewards wrestling 12 inch claret and blue anacondas off of people in the stands. No chance investors would touch a ground filled with dildos either and sponsors would run for the hills. No one wants their two grand watch framed by a few dozen dildos. Their UEFA class 4 theatre of opulence would be known to all and sundry as the dildo stadium.
Likely achieve **** all but at least it'd be a bit of a laugh."
I've spent far too much of my time in recent months on KUMB, but this has to be one of my favourite posts of all time. I'm still crying here at the imagery in the '12 inch claret and blue anaconda' line.
I'd absolutely love it if they could make this happen. The scenes.
