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VegasII

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May 14, 2008
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I'll go with managers:

The David Pleat stand: Curb crawling, mispronounciation, anything goes. Everyone's happy.

The Martin Jol stand: Smoking weed, enjoying art, eating jelly babies, and having a laugh.

The Ossie Ardiles Stand: Attack! Attack! Attack!

The El Tel stand: Fake tan, nice cars, lots of savillry (aka bling) steal what you like.

George Graham khazis, Gerry Francis urinals, Christian Gross hand towel dispensers.
 

OmarsComing

Mentally Disturbed Individual!
Jan 2, 2011
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West Stand - Bill Nicholson

East Stand - Danny Blanchflower

South Stand - Jimmy Greaves

North Stand - Gary Mabbutt
 

Byron

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Aug 10, 2004
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From working there lately i can tell you one thing that is Fact! i've got more chance of having a stand named after me than Jimmy Greaves! Did you know there is not 1 picture or any notice of jimmy in the stadium? the hall of fame in the tunnel has everyone from Billy Nick to Steffen Fuend but no Jim! i do know the offical story but lord knows what really happened, there was a massive falling out! he's only been back once since( for bill's memorial) Shame but something happened! Legend!
Edit- sorry not fact that i've got more chance...you know what i meant!
 

StartingPrice

Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
Feb 13, 2004
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The Ginger Pele Emporium

The Gary Mabbutt is really POTL Stand

The Kevin Dice Head Scott Stand

The It's Ramon Vega, he's a gneuine goal threat - at both ends :eek:mg: Stand

And the David I can't count, pronounce words, or keep out of the Red Light District PleatMeister Stand


That should do it:wink:
 

pook

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Jul 19, 2009
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it's the 21st century people.

south - holsten
east - hewlet packard
north - thomson
west - mansion
 

MrWoolley

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May 26, 2004
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Park Lane - Robbie Keane. Flaps arms a lot, makes a lot of noise, not as good as it once was.

Paxton - Jermaine Jenas. In theory should be good, but generally no one has a clue what they are doing apart from one game a year against Arsenal when they are quality.

Shelf - Jermain Defoe. Living off past glories, thinks they are better than they actually are, effective when their mind suits them otherwise spends too much time trying to fuck any woman that moves.

West Stand - Vedran Corluka. Half asleep, slow, people think they wouldn't be missed if they weren't there but probably stops the rest from falling down.

:lol: Brilliant.
 

HertsYid

Im here
Aug 18, 2005
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Park Lane - Robbie Keane. Flaps arms a lot, makes a lot of noise, not as good as it once was.

Paxton - Jermaine Jenas. In theory should be good, but generally no one has a clue what they are doing apart from one game a year against Arsenal when they are quality.

Shelf - Jermain Defoe. Living off past glories, thinks they are better than they actually are, effective when their mind suits them otherwise spends too much time trying to fuck any woman that moves.

West Stand - Vedran Corluka. Half asleep, slow, people think they wouldn't be missed if they weren't there but probably stops the rest from falling down.

jenas one is excellet! repped! :rofl:
 

Max_Junglie

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Jan 14, 2008
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I like Cosmic's list. But I'd also suggest that we have a Darren Anderton Medical Room.
 
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