Louis Van Gaal appointed Man Utd manager.

[Yid]

Uhhh...Errrm....Apologies....Is this the Van Gaal thread?

 

[thinktank]

Uhhh...Errrm....Apologies....Is this the Van Gaal thread?

Bet she'd run a mile if Uncle Gaal flopped his plums out at her.

#pulleditroundlikeapro

 

[spurs9]

http://milakuniswiki.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Mila-Kunis-No-Makeup.jpg

We all have our bad days.

 

[Chris12]

And that is why God created make-up gentlemen

 

[Kyle Broflovski]

When the club made a statement about FDB saying we haven't made contact with any other 'club' regarding their manager, I personally read between the lines and deduced that this excluded national managers!

 

[THFC 1882]

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySporIsNews 5 min
BREAKING: Van Gaal confirms he is the next ManUtd boss and also revealed his transfer targets. http://bit.ly/1kT7mhh pic.twitter.com/5USA8KzG2b

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Ugh, be so depressing seeing Marco Reus at Utd.

 

[dirtyh]

Who is skysporis news? Lol

 

[THFC 1882]

Who is skysporis news? Lol

saw it now must be a fake

 

[benski]

That's a fake twitter not sky sports. Not that he ain't going to united mind!

 

[THFC 1882]

this manager situation is stressing
we jump on everything

 

[dontcallme]

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySporIsNews 5 min
BREAKING: Van Gaal confirms he is the next ManUtd boss and also revealed his transfer targets. http://bit.ly/1kT7mhh pic.twitter.com/5USA8KzG2b

Quotes galore!!

 

[Tom Pops]

Should've seen the 227 followers

 

[Mullers]

I knew we wouldn't get Van Gaal, all this speculation and frenzy for nothing.

 

[sloth]

LVG just hinted he's talking to more than one English club.

 

[Tucker]

LVG just hinted he's talking to more than one English club.

What did he say?

 

[dontcallme]

But he is now refusing to discuss whether he will become the next man to take charge at Old Trafford and has hinted that he has other options.

Asked about the United job by Dutch media on Tuesday, Van Gaal said: "No, I would not say anything about it.

"I'm here as Dutch national team coach, not the future Manchester United coach.

You must wait until the process is complete. If you want to know more, then you must put questions to Manchester United, or perhaps to another club.

"I cannot say anything further about it.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

LVG just hinted he's talking to more than one English club.

Possibly a 'hurry the fuck up' to United. I think there's some snake eyed poker being played here. United could be waiting to see if Real Madrid lose the CL final and Ancelotti becomes available, LVG is their back-up plan, Levy wants LVG so can't afford to appoint some plum (in comparison) only for it then to transpire that he could have got LVG.

It's all very very murky. And all very very hypothetical

 

[Tom Pops]

Well I'm guessing Spartak are still interested