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New Kane song (borrowed from Eric Clapton)

Spurger King

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He's all on his own. He's all on his ooooown.

Kane's our strike force. He's all on his own.

Not even on loan. Not even on loooan.

No other strikers. Not even on loan.
 

bomberH

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Kane, Kane
Wherever you may be
You are the Lord of THFC
You're only young
& you've got a massive tongue
which your missus squirts on regularly.
 

bomberH

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People around the age of 40 may remember the tune & the cheese...

Remember his name, KANE! He'll be a yiddo forever
He's gonna learn how to fly HIGH!
He's gonna shit on the gunners
Wenger will see him and cry, KANE!
He'll be a Tottenham legend
Light up the Lane like a flame, KANE!
He'll be a yiddo forever
You will remember his name
Remember, remember, remember, remember....

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Obviously it's shit but I'm imaging people singing it at the ground and smiling at the thought. And the bit where it says 'HIGH' everyone jumps up ballerina style & the 'remembers' at the end fade into a whisper but a 36000 whisper. Yeahhhh.

If I talk about it enough, I may dream about it when I go to sleep. I'll let you know how it went.
 

LexingtonSpurs

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Honestly, if I were running the PA system at WHL, I'd be blaring Rock you Like a Hurricane every time he scored...

"Here I am
Rock you like I'm Harry Kane....
"




The night is calling, I have to go
The Lion's hungry, he runs the show
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win
On the hunt tonight for love at first sting


Here I am
Rock you like I'm Harry Kane....

 

bomberH

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He's got a 12 inch tongue
He's got a 12 inch tongue
Harry Kane, Harry Kane
He's got a 12 inch tongue
 

bomberH

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Is it a bird?
NOOOOO
Is it a plane?
NOOOOO
Is it a Kane?
YESSSSS

Then everyone points to Kane. Unless he's not playing, in which case point in the direction of Walthamstow.
 

Nocando

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Gorillaz - Clint Njie

We've got Harry, I'm feeling glad
We've got Son in the bag
They're useless but not for long
The future is coming on...

Clints coming on
Clints coming on
He's not coming on (poch has decided against it)

(fans start break dancing / body popping)
 

IGSpur

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Creative seemed the kindest rating to offer.

# I love Harry Kane, Harry Kane loves me. I love Harry KANNNNEEEE, HARRY KANE LOVES MEEEEE!!! #

Still my favourite Harry Kane chant. Gutted it doesn't really yet sung. The game where he scored his first hattrick and went in goal where he really announced himself the whole crowd bellowed it and I hate the word but it was epic. Wish we sung it more
 

guiltyparty

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Gorillaz - Clint Njie

We've got Harry, I'm feeling glad
We've got Son in the bag
They're useless but not for long
The future is coming on...

Clints coming on
Clints coming on
He's not coming on (poch has decided against it)

(fans start break dancing / body popping)

Genuine LOL
 

IGSpur

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The best one was probably the 1882 chant of 'Sunday, Monday Harry Kane, Tuesday, Wednesday Harry Kane' etc.

Also that. I like that one as its original, should still sing it.

One of our own chant should be used for all our academy players if/when they score
 

Spurger King

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Also that. I like that one as its original, should still sing it.

One of our own chant should be used for all our academy players if/when they score
Andros can annoy me but I loved it when the fans sang that song after his last goal for us. As much as I dislike our dull football I can't remember a time when we had this much youth team talent in the first team squad.
 
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