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SecretLemonadeDrinker

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The people getting wound up about us potentially signing this kid........seriously, have a fucking word with yourselves.

1. He's not a Diaz alternative.
2. Who gives a monkeys if he posted twitter shit when he was a spotty teenager.
3. Jermain Defoe was an Arsenal fan. Dennis Bergkamp was a Spurs fan. Harry Kane.....?
 

thelak

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Tuesday : Kessie rejects Spurs
Wednesday: Vlahovic to Juve deal done - never considered Spurs
Thursday : Adama chose Barca over Spurs
Friday : Dias chooses Liverpool over Spurs
Saturday : Spurs sign Arsenal fan from non-league

If nothing changes, wont be surprised Conte resigns next week

Think you meant to say Saturday: Arsenal fan opts to stay at non league Lewes citing their more ambitious board
 

freeeki

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To yourself you mean?

No thanks, he looks like a right cocky little runt from the Todd Cantwell academy of cocky little runtery.

Irrespective of the temptation, I wouldn't piss up his arse if his kidneys were on fire.

Principles, they matter, see.
 

The Opinionated Lurker

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Hope he fails his medical. He was still tweeting about arsenal just last month and I doubt we popped up in the past few days.

EDIT: ENIC Community reaches a new low, desperation for an Arsenal reject who would do exceptionally well to make the PL2 side.
 
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luRRka

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I just love how the aggregator has taken 6 figure sum to be 100k when it could just as easily be 999k

Edit ignore me, the standard article does actually say 100k.
 
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BehindEnemyLines

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Weren't those tweets whilst he was with Arsenal youth team? Kids really should stay clear of Twatter - I'm so glad social media and camera phones weren't around in my youth, otherwise I'd not have a career right now!
 

yankspurs

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How sad are some of our fans that they give a fuck about what some 19 year old kid said when he was 15? Pathetic.
Its the making fun Kane & the very clear hate of Spurs. You seriously think he feels any different now in this sport where the tribalism has only gotten far worse we are now at the point where clubs are blatantly throwing egregious claims at a club that is dying if they dont get a new owner solely to watch said club die & burn & there is now no sympathy at all for the communities or the clubs supporters from opposing fans. If anything Tanner’s feelings have only hardened & gotten worse. Dont give me “he was on a kid.” Would you say the same had he posted extremely racist shit like other kids on social media? No, you wouldnt.

This is such a joke signing & will only serve to make everyone laugh at us even more. Although I suppose that’s what ENIC’s main purpose has been the lasf 5 years. Turn us into an international banter club.
 

BehindEnemyLines

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I just love how the aggregator has taken 6 figure sum to be 100k when it could just as easily be 999k

Edit ignore me, the standard article does actually say 100k.
In fairness, a "six figure sum" could also be £6 :cautious: :shifty:
 

M.I.B.

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So, my son's girlfriends father is a follower of Lewes FC. My son enquired what he thought of young Tanner.
"He will never make Tottenham's first team".

Next.........?
 

luRRka

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So, my son's girlfriends father is a follower of Lewes FC. My son enquired what he thought of young Tanner.
"He will never make Tottenham's first team".

Next.........?
He probably won't. If he comes, he cost 100k. I'd imagine we can sell him for a fair chunk of profit if he doesn't make it. But he also could shock everyone.

I think the real moral of the story is why bother with scouts when we could just ask your sons girlfriend's dad who follows Lewes
 

BehindEnemyLines

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So, my son's girlfriends father is a follower of Lewes FC. My son enquired what he thought of young Tanner.
"He will never make Tottenham's first team".

Next.........?
You think you have it bad! My daughter's boyfriend thinks that PS5 is better than Xbox series X - deluded fool! :cautious: :shifty:
 

Ribble

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So, my son's girlfriends father is a follower of Lewes FC. My son enquired what he thought of young Tanner.
"He will never make Tottenham's first team".

Next.........?

I doubt he's particularly expected to, it's just a bit of low value player speculation. Only reason it's making any news is because people are having a conniption around first team transfers.
 

YB123

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Weren't those tweets whilst he was with Arsenal youth team? Kids really should stay clear of Twatter - I'm so glad social media and camera phones weren't around in my youth, otherwise I'd not have a career right now!

Tweets appearing from three years ago now....
 
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