- Jan 11, 2005
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So, if we beat ManU we'll have won all but two home games in a season (with 2 draws). Anybody know how many teams have ever bettered that home record in the top flight? Can't be many, surely?
Man United won all but one match one season that they Drew.So, if we beat ManU we'll have won all but two home games in a season (with 2 draws). Anybody know how many teams have ever bettered that home record in the top flight? Can't be many, surely?
City in 2011/12 Won 18 Drew 1
United in 2010/11 Won 18 Drew 1
Chelsea 2005/6 Won 18 Drew 1
We're shit
I'm hoping it'll be 1-1 against Utd until the 91st minute when we sub off Kane & Alli and replace them with Chas & Dave, who come on and jointly head in an injury time cross from Phil Collins (who came on earlier for Eriksen). 2-1 Spurs. End Utd's pathetic unbeaten run and finishes off the season nicely.
Then Levy runs out on the pitch like a hyperactive womble, carrying a couple of guitars and handing them over to C&D, who start playing all the classics. After Glory Glory, Poch walks out on to the centre circle and gets his cock out while all the fans applaud wildly. As he walks off, Mourinho tries to congratulate him but Poch cockslaps him around his forehead, knocking Mourinho out cold. 'Ave that you fackin' flange' says Poch as he wanders down the tunnel.
Honestly I'll be genuinely disappointed if that doesn't happen.