Player Watch: Erik Lamela

Discussion in 'Spurs Chat' started by Ossie85, Jul 10, 2017.

  1. kaz Hirai

    kaz Hirai Well-Known Member

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    He no longer being reported on as injuried by the OS so after two weeks of training while the break is on I expect him back for selection against the arse
     
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  2. danielneeds

    danielneeds Kick-Ass

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    Surely after being out a year he’s got to play some games for the U23s first...
     
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  3. gibbospurs

    gibbospurs SC Supporter

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    He's great whilst playing but he needs to grow a pair..... Get on and get stuck in man, soon forget the mindset. Imo.
     
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  4. BringBack_leGin

    BringBack_leGin I BELIEVE

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    Lamela has been physically ready for a while, but to get him mentally ready to be the Lamela of old takes a severe indoctrination period. Tying him to a chair, eyelids taped open, watching reruns of the falklands war and the 1990/ 2014 World Cup finals while being paddled. Locked in a cage for days with no food, then given an enraged honey badger to fight with, winner eats loser. Wanked off by supermodels hourly to the point of climax but never allowed to cum. All with a view to subbing him on against Arsenal in two weeks having just been forced to listen to his mum tell him how she’s just been gang banged by their entire team.
     
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  5. Shadydan

    Shadydan Well-Known Member

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    Interesting how many amateur doctors and specialists we have on SC
     
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  6. Clark28

    Clark28 Well-Known Member

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    He will come off the bench v the Goons and score a rabona
     
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  7. Gb160

    Gb160 Aggressivity

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    honest question, did Danny Rose?
     
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  8. alex3

    alex3 tottenham till i die

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    Anyone seen our video of us training today, seems fit and running and kicking the ball so can't be that far away
     
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  9. coys200

    coys200 Well-Known Member

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    Been like that for 6 weeks
     
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  10. danielneeds

    danielneeds Kick-Ass

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    I'd guess they're giving him a pre-season programme over that time.
     
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  11. SlotBadger

    SlotBadger Well-Known Member

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    Lamela and his missus are expecting their first child.

    I give it approximately 3 additional posts within this thread before it's somehow played a part in his injury / "drug addiction."
     
  12. spursfan77

    spursfan77 Well-Known Member

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    Great, so he's going to be asking for paternity leave now then?!?!




    (I'm joking obviously. I actually think the pathetic amount of paternity leave men are allowed to take in England is scandalous).
     
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  13. NinjaTuna

    NinjaTuna Active Member

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    The sad thing about this is he'd never be able to better that, so would thus retire
     
  14. THFCSPURS19

    THFCSPURS19 Well-Known Member

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    exactly - and he needs to stay away from the falklands as well grrrrrr
     
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  15. Streetspur77

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    Lamela is a gay cocaine dealer who needs to man up and I will not listen to anything which goes against that
     
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  16. SlotBadger

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    Tell me about it!

    Fuck logic, reason and evidence. He's the second coming of Pablo Escobar (not the former footballer)!
     
  17. tevezito

    tevezito In the cup for Tottingham

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    Well, Erik will only be expecting the two days we get here in Argentina!
     
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  18. jonathanhotspur

    jonathanhotspur Loose Cannon

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    You mean he's into women? o_O
     
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  19. JayB

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    Danny Rose was out for nearly as long and was chucked straight back in at the Bernabeu. When Poch regains his trust in Lamela (who knows when that will be) I wouldn't be surprised to see him on the bench.
     
  20. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    From the distance he covered with each step, the frequency of each step as he ran, coupled with analysis from Ultra 4k HD images of the beads of sweat on his forehead and the amount of torque used to pull up his socks, he had a light breakfast of poached egg on one slice of wholemeal toast, a small glass of orange juice and around a litre of still spring water.

    The obvious conclusion is that he'll be back around the 20th of the month.
     
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