Player Watch Player Watch: Oliver Skipp

[freeeki]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

 

[Wick3d]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

Surely Haaland?

 

[freeeki]

Surely Haaland?

Another one I said!

My boss is a raving City fan and claims Haaland is beautiful.

I've reminded him I'm a homosexual and my opinion counts more, but apparently it doesn't.

 

[For the love of Spurs]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

Haaland over Skipp any day. Haaland looks like a pale skinned Orc, a Frankenstein.

 

[chas vs dave]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

Whilst he's no waxwork, I'd probably say that Anthony Gordon is down there.

 

[freeeki]

Whilst he's no waxwork, I'd probably say that Anthony Gordon is down there.

This is what we want!!

Solid contender right there. I'll report back in due course.

Keep them coming.

 

[Whazam]

This is what we want!!

Solid contender right there. I'll report back in due course.

Keep them coming.

Hate to name another Spurs player, but our current guy in goal isn't the best looking fella either.

 

[freeeki]

Hate to name another Spurs player, but our current guy in goal isn't the best looking fella either.

Which one?

 

[Whazam]

Which one?

 

[freeeki]

Right it's okay I've just remembered Matty Longstaff exists.

The Skippster is safe.

 

[freeeki]

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Nah you take that back, I'm not having Big Frase slandered like this.

Look at him. You'd feel safe falling asleep in his arms.

Others (Haaland) would scare the shite out of you first thing in the morning.

 

[Whazam]

Nah you take that back, I'm not having Big Frase slandered like this.

Look at him. You'd feel safe falling asleep in his arms.

Others (Haaland) would scare the shite out of you first thing in the morning.

Skipp and Fraser are both safe in my book. Not the most beautiful, but they look kind and warm! Gordon and Haaland look both ugly and evil.

 

[muppetman]

Skipp and Fraser are both safe in my book. Not the most beautiful, but they look kind and warm! Gordon and Haaland look both ugly and evil.

 

[JamieSpursCommunityUser]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

Matt Targett.

Looks like he's constantly wrestling with complex arithmetic.

 

[FibreOpticJesus]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

For me Bruno Fernandes wins hands down

 

[mark87]

Sorry but it has to be Haaland.

 

[mil1lion]

Skipp apparently joining the leadership committee. I think this is fine, he sounds very mature and the players need to have room to come together. It's never about the best players or certain starters being a part of that. Its just having people who speak up for the rest of the squad. Very happy to see him get this recognition in the squad. I think he'll be very reasonable and happy to work hard under any given manager. He has a bit of Mason about him and he was part of the change early under Poch. You don't have to be the star to help influence change in culture.

 

[mil1lion]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

Saka? His head looks like it got shrunk in the wash

 

[Nine while nine]

Right lads, very serious debate in the office right now, where Oliver Skipp has been named the ugliest current PL player.

I'm not having that, and have countered with Phil Jones.

Help me defend Skippy's honour here please.

Who's uglier?

I think it's fair to say that when Nottingham Forest's Jack Colback is asked to name his best feature, he doesn't say 'Teeth'. Or 'Hair'. Or 'Eyes'.

And his nose is a bit wonky too, so chances are he probably just changes the subject.

Spoilered for the more sensitive souls out there.

Spoiler

 

[rebrab]

Skipp apparently joining the leadership committee. I think this is fine, he sounds very mature and the players need to have room to come together. It's never about the best players or certain starters being a part of that. Its just having people who speak up for the rest of the squad. Very happy to see him get this recognition in the squad. I think he'll be very reasonable and happy to work hard under any given manager. He has a bit of Mason about him and he was part of the change early under Poch. You don't have to be the star to help influence change in culture.

Stop distracting us from the “name an ugly player” thread.

Disgraceful only @mil1lion has mentioned a scum player. Zinchenko gets my vote