Questions for Glenn Hoddle

[TheWaddler]

Do you ever wonder what that 86/87 team could have acheived had you not left for Monaco at the end of the season?

What position would you play in today's Premier League? Still a CM, or would you be forced to play as a support striker or free role due to your supposed lack of tackling ability?

 

[Ironskull]

Do you scratch your head very often nowadays?

 

[Bromavinci]

Will you please go out with me? Or is that being too presumptious....?

Seriously now...how big is your cock-eral tattoo? assuming of course you have one?

 

[Bonjour]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Has1978]

Do you scratch your head very often nowadays?

haha he did trot that one out every time we lost didn't he!

 

[DC_Boy]

How about which former or current Spurs striker would you have most like to have played in the same team with (obviously apart from the ones he did play with)

I remember thinking for example how Lineker and he seemed to link well for England, but then I think of hod providing passes for players like Greaves and Berbs.

 

[bomberH]

When he masturbates to religious porn, does he go for the age old method of cupping his nutsack with one hand whilst vigorously wanking with the other, or does he use the slightly different method of grasping the base of his cock with one hand whilst 'finger and thumbing' the tip with the other?

 

[mabolsa_ritchey]

When he masturbates to religious porn, does he go for the age old method of cupping his nutsack with one hand whilst vigorously wanking with the other, or does he use the slightly different method of grasping the base of his cock with one hand whilst 'finger and thumbing' the tip with the other?

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I actually cried a little :rofl:

 

[KentuckyYid]

It has been said if he had been born any other nationality the team would have been built around him. Which country other than England would you have most liked to represent?

 

[PT]

How do you think the English Clubs are going to be a able to react when / if the 6/5 rule is implemented and do you think that your idea of an academy for proffesional rejects will find its place in mainstream football as a consequence?

 

[louisg]

Do you forsee yourself back at spurs in the future and if so in what capacity?

 

[zepstar]

In true tubes style...... Glenn, i love you, and your a great great man, but what i really want to know is biscuit or cake

Serious one would prob be Q: If you could go back to your playing career, what would you do differently.

 

[striebs]

What current British players do you admire for their footballing ability ?

Is there anything you couldn't do with a football that anyone else could other than pick it up with one hand like big Pat ?

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Which two current Premier League players do you think would make the best cover of 'Diamond Lights?'

 

[Mr-T]

What do you think David Pleat will be reincarnated as?

 

[Bonjour]

What is the capital of Nairobi?

 

[whl_yid1982]

Who had the better mullet, you or waddle?