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Race for 4th (or higher) 4.0

thinktank

Hmmm...
Sep 28, 2004
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Joeyboey

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Aug 31, 2011
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I cannot even imagine how I'll feel if we pull it off on Sunday.

Pls footballing god. For 30 long years you've hidden from me. You've taught me to expect the worst at all times. I'm now dead inside. Prove to me you exist!!!
 

Mr Pink

SC Supporter
Aug 25, 2010
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Here's a scary thought - if the Goons and Chavs end up having to have a play off...imagine the neutral ground is WHL. That would be sick.
 

ClintEastwould

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Jul 3, 2012
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Pls footballing god. Prove to me you exist!!!

Hey, footballing god here. I am using the body of ClintEastwould to channel my spirit

to answer your question, i do indeed exist. but you see, sometime around the year of 2001 a young chelsea fan by the name of gilbert spent the entire summer performing daily animal sacrifices and other acts of devotion in my name to save his pathetic history-void club from going under administration. being the merciful diety that i am, i fully obliged to his wishes and presented myself in the dreams of a young russian mafioso compelling him to save the club and shamelessly pump a billion dollars into the club. now every now and then the russian still requires help and performs another sacriligious ceremony in my honor, most notably during last seasons CL and a few days ago at the EL final.

so you see, young but naive one, i'd love to help, but i am too busy shining my light towards the likes of city/chelsea. sorry.
 

talkshowhost86

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Oct 2, 2004
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Here's a scary thought - if the Goons and Chavs end up having to have a play off...imagine the neutral ground is WHL. That would be sick.

Pretty sure we wouldn't allow that.

If we did though then I assume we'd also organise a 'mass masturbation' event for the evening before the game.
 

Mr Pink

SC Supporter
Aug 25, 2010
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Pretty sure we wouldn't allow that.

If we did though then I assume we'd also organise a 'mass masturbation' event for the evening before the game.

Oh I know....they wouldn't allow it, no way - the mass masturbation that is.

Just dozed off and had a nightmare :)
 

Yid-ol

Just-outside Edinburgh
Jan 16, 2006
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Here's a scary thought - if the Goons and Chavs end up having to have a play off...imagine the neutral ground is WHL. That would be sick.

I would expect a bigger ground to be picked than ours
 

nasescoba1985

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Jan 27, 2011
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Part of me is thinking we still really have a good chance because we just need Arsenal to draw (rather than lose) and aslong as we win (which i'm sure we will) then 4th is ours BUT i am 27 years old and throughout my Spurs supporting life i have mostly if not always seen absolute everything go against us when it comes down to the crunch. We never get any sort of luck ad i just can't see it changing Sunday. You would think someday that the person up there would give us a f ucking break for once but time and time we end up getting f ucked over one way or the other. I will be optimistic and hopeful as always, but deep down i just know we will not get the luck needed. Arsenal will probably be drawing all game getting us all worked up then go and score a last minute winner.....#StandardSpurs
 

Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
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I personally think Arsenal will score early....again and just frustrate everyone. Which is a problem, if Arsenal take the lead its over I reckon, It has to be Newcastle to take the lead and get the crowd going or else an Arsenal lead will kill the atmopshere and the players will already be thinking about not going to work for a few weeks.

Mind you, we also need to come out all guns blazing, no fucking 0-0 at ht please, Bale hatrick first half.
 

ryantegan

Block 33 Season Ticket holder :)
Jun 28, 2009
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I had a dream.

After 10 minutes szchesny brings down gouffran, Penalty. Red card.

But Cisse hits the bar....

I then woke up
 

EnfieldYiddo

Silence
Aug 6, 2012
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If we don't make top 4 due to Arsenal winning that's hard to take but everyone has prepared themselves...

What I couldn't stomach is a turgid performance from us which results in a draw or lose to a team missing 5 key players and nothing to play for... I feel I shouldn't even be considering this scenario but we all know it's a possibility.

I hope the team on Sunday is picked with attacking intent as they are likely to sit back.
 

cjsimba

Well-Known Member
Dec 5, 2006
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I had a dream.

After 10 minutes szchesny brings down gouffran, Penalty. Red card.

But Cisse hits the bar....

I then woke up

I dreamt the other night Spurs 3-0 Sunderland, and Newcastle 2-1 Arsenal - with the 2 Newcastle goals in the last 5 minutes. Never ever been more gutted to wake up and find it was just a dream (except that one time when i was boning Britney Spears when I was 15 of course)
 
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