Ramos, Poyet, Alvarez and Comolli ALL GONE!!

[robofan]

Evidence from last night's extraordinary meeting between the management of THFC and Spurs has come to light. Here is - allegedly - how the meeting panned out:


Comolli: Okay, so it's one year since Ramos and Gus joined us. Things haven't gone well but we hope to turn the corner...any news from Joe Lewis boss?

Levy: No. He just said 'second season, you're all on board...'...and, erm, who left this coffee cup here?

Poyet: Sorry, Daniel. I meant to clean it last night.

Levy: Yeah? Well that's not good enough. You're sacked.

[All laugh. They think it's a joke]

Poyet: What?!!?!?

Levy: I will not have un-cleansed coffee cups in Tottenham Hotspur Productions. The plague started from a malattended work surface.

Ramos: What are you doing, Daniel?

Levy: You're sacked too.

Ramos: What?!? Why???

Levy: Because you do this all the time [tutts]

Ramos: What?!? [tutts]

Levy: You see! You did it again! You're definitely sacked. Now, Damien, you're a Frenchman, I don't want this to be unpleasant.

Comolli: You're sacking me as well?!?

Levy: Yes I am.

Comolli: You rotten shit.

Levy: Yeah? Well, you're a rotten shit too.

Levy: [to Barber] Go, go, go, go, go, go, start the car.

Levy: [from next room] Hello, it's Daniel again. I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me. But you can leave by the fire escape. You haven't got a second season. I just didn't have the guts to say that earlier.

[Clive Allen comes in with a pipe of Pringles and he and Alan spend a lovely afternoon at an Owl Sanctuary]

:rofl: way to complicated, conference call, come and see me but dont take your coats off, more like

i dont care what anyone says no-one knew this was coming, calls went round at 10.30 to "make the target" not one knew why, only speculation - i'm off for some kip, its been a long night.

 

[MrWoolley]

See, this is why you shouldn't go out on a Friday. I went to bed at 10 yesterday - what a fucking error!!

IT'S FUCKING CRAZY!

:lol: exactly the same scenario here.

 

[Dougal]

From the Irish corner of SC...

In Tottenham's fair city,
Things had turned so shitty,
But that will now end now Comolli's gone home.
Wields his p45, he couldn't survive,
After cock ups and tussles, Comolli's gone home!

Comolli's gone home! Comolli's gone home!
After cock ups and tussles, Comolli's gone home!

Wasted money we gave him,
Now no-one can save him,
Bring on the good times, now Comolli's gone home!
He was no help to Jaunde, his office is empty by Monday,
After cock ups and tussles, Comolli's gone home!

Comolli's gone home! Comolli's gone home!
After cock ups and tussles, Comolli's gone home!

:dance:

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[Limee]

Went on a betting site to check the odds for todays game and saw that they had all been given the boot and Redknapp was in. mg: Nothing should surprise me about Spurs anymore, but they still manage it.

 

[Stoof]

:hello:

 

[kishman]

I can't believe this, this is fucking crazy, all the shit we went through to get Ramos, now we've sacked him after a year. Paid Seville £5m for him, paid him £6m for the year and gord nows how he we get after being sacked.

 

[The Apprentice]

What a joke.

Harry fucking Redknapp. Totally mediocre. The twitcy **** will take us down.

We might even get his spastic son in as assistant manager. Great.

 

[Stoof]

What a joke.

Harry fucking Redknapp. Totally mediocre. The twitcy **** will take us down.

We might even get his spastic son in as assistant manager. Great.

He is a "top top player" though. :lol:

FA Cup winning Harry Redknapp as well. :wink:

 

[Mr-T]

Square One - again.

Still, anything is better than what was happening. At least there's now some excitement instead of being sick of everything concievable going wrong every game.

Not sure about arry but lets get behind him anyway and see what happens.

 

[Yid-ol]

i went out last night and came in at 1 to see this, was abnit of a shoker, especialy the day befor a game :O but guess the board did what they think is right

 

[miso_kool]

Karma is a bitch

 

[mil1lion]

Is he gonna bring Adams?!

I know you're joking but i actually think he should bring in Mabbutt in the same capacity