Revamp our songs

[storts]

Oh Ledley Ledley
He's better than John Terry
He's only got one knee
Oh Ledley Ledley

Wheres that disappeared to this season

 

[clouds121]

alan hutton ooooohhh alan hutton ooohhhh
he use to be shite, but now he's alright!!!!!!!!

 

[EastLondonYid]

To the tune of Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Rafael Van der Vaart
Rafael Van der Vaart
Don't go breaking our hearts

Oooo-hoo

You signed at the last moment
And now we're in love with you
And now you know, it's up to you babe
Ooooo-Ho
I think we can make it

GAY :wink:

 

[ScoreLikeAnEgyptian]

van der vart to the tune of `vindaloo` was singing it in the b&h yesterday after the game and was really catchy

This.

The TottenhamHK boys were singing it in Delaney's during the Wolves game and it caught on pretty well.

 

[mil1lion]

I like the "Boom Boom Boom let me here you say Ba-le" and the vindaloo song for Rafael VDV

 

[Maske2g]

OOH AAHH VAN DER VAART is the WORST thing I have ever heard in my life.

Two geezers shouted it on Saturday and sounded like absolute retards. Its a song for Mong's not world class players.

 

[Maske2g]

alan hutton ooooohhh alan hutton ooohhhh
he use to be shite, but now he's alright!!!!!!!!

Some of these songs are beyond ridiculous. Like the Brain/ keyboard firewall is well and truly turned off.

 

[pjspur1961]

Can't we use Hoddle's old song for Ledley? "Ledley's the King of White Hart Lane".....Which to be fair, he pretty much is!!!!

A song for VDV.....
(to the tune of My Old Man's a dustman)
Van der Vaarts a Dutchman, with loads of fancy tricks
don't tell the premier league he signed at 5 past 6....oi!!

I know it wont work, it just asmuses me!!

 

[PYiddy]

to my old mans a dustman

Van de Varts a Yiddo,

He's great in front of goal

he is our favourite Dutchman

Right after Martin Jol.





Shameful effort

 

[VegasII]

To the choon of Boney M's 'Ra-Ra-Rasputin':

Var-Var-Van Der Vaart
We even love his girlfriend's farts

 

[leffe186]

Either of the dustman ones work for me! In fact, you could think of several verses. Make it so, boys.

 

[leffe186]

Van der Vaart's a yiddo
His wife is f**king fit
And when he plays for Tottenham
He makes you all look s**t.

I feel that swearing is big and clever.

 

[Spurger King]

Van der Vaart's a yiddo
His left foot's pretty sweet
He's got a name that's gonna cause
nightmares for David Pleat

 

[Chatterbox1169]

Can't we use Hoddle's old song for Ledley? "Ledley's the King of White Hart Lane".....Which to be fair, he pretty much is!!!!

A song for VDV.....
(to the tune of My Old Man's a dustman)
Van der Vaarts a Dutchman, with loads of fancy tricks
don't tell the premier league he signed at 5 past 6....oi!!

I know it wont work, it just asmuses me!!

to my old mans a dustman

Van de Varts a Yiddo,

He's great in front of goal

he is our favourite Dutchman

Right after Martin Jol.





Shameful effort

Van der Vaart's a yiddo
His wife is f**king fit
And when he plays for Tottenham
He makes you all look s**t.

I feel that swearing is big and clever.

All these make me giggle! :clap:

 

[beats1]

I was going to start a thread but this thread has saved me doing one, anyway last night i was watching the man utd match and heard them singing the reds go marching in but they copied the exact same we sing it i.e. slow then sped up

as for new songs maybe singing shewolf (though i haven't heard it properly) to carlos vela for ordering trannys for a party

and god save our king would be good

 

[Maske2g]

Thats more like it for Van Der Vaart. A bit of wit and acknowledgement of his talent and fit wife.

not this Ooh ahh Van Der Vaart song for simpletons.

Those my old mans a dustmen efforts deserve their own thread.

 

[mil1lion]

When they erupt in to the room
And hear us shout Kaboom
It is easy to assume
This right here is why we love Kabooooom

 

[eddiev14]

I'm fairly sure we could make up a song for Troy Archibald-Henville to the tune of FunkyPigeon.com...

...nah, it'd never catch on.

 

[Spurger King]

We could probably do "we've got Vand der Vaart" to the tune of 'we buy any car'.

We could do...but I'd prefer it if we didn't.

 

[alextheyid]

We could probably do "we've got Vand der Vaart" to the tune of 'we buy any car'.

We could do...but I'd prefer it if we didn't.

haha classic

there's the fairly mindless rafael van der varrt to the tune of paolo di canio..na na na na na ..elephants yeah..is it puccini's turandot?

but agreed..needs to be more witty!