Saurez - Ban predictor

[fridgemagnet]

5 international game ban with a further suspended sentence of 20 matches domestic and international.

 

[rockyhotspur]

12 match international ban.

 

[michaelden]

12 international games, no club games, but reduced after appeal to 7 games

 

[Spriggan]

15 game international ban, no domestic ban (FIFA don't have the balls), and he has to wear a Hannibal Lecter mask for 2 years.

 

[StockSpur]

Scot free.

 

[tototoner]

2 year international ban

No domestic ban

 

[Spurs 1961]

Has to led around on a lead...wear a muzzle...and is banned from munching dog biscuits

 

[UncleBuck]

4 game ban with 10 suspended

 

[Dennism]

Suarez will get no ban or something really trivial. FIFA have no balls and, remember, he plays for Liverpool. Everybody loves them don't they? Personally I would ban Suarez for life or, at least, ship him out to Spain to join the mercenaries at Real Madrid. Real Madrid and Suarez are a match made in heaven. General Franco will toast them from his grave.

 

[LukaMotion]

Knowing FIFA he'll probably get the Golden Ball award and the Fair Play trophy to boot.

 

[jolsnogross]

3 game international ban. He hit a guy's shoulder with his teeth. Hardly the stuff of Schumacher-Batttiston. If Chiellini didn't start modeling the new shoulderless Italian blouse, it'd be one game for an embarrassing attempt at a head butt while the ball was nowhere near (that the ref didn't give him a yellow for).

 

[SlickMongoose]

He hit a guy's shoulder with his teeth.

What the fuck? I guess that's one way to put it.

 

[AW?]

Muzzle for two year trial, if he still tries to nibble even then, force him to wear a huge Squirrel tail every game for the rest of his career. Plus muzzle obviously.

 

[absolute bobbins]

He chomped, just like he did on Ivanovic and Bakkal. Suarez even has previous with Chiellini, he tried to take a bite out of him in the Confederations Cup last summer.

There should be a suspended two year international ban and an ejection from the World Cup.

 

[THX2208]

Suarez is about to be disciplined by the most corrupt organisation in sport. Not that he doesn't need disciplined. 10 match international ban, no domestic ban!

 

[spursFanKC]

Forced to use those teeth on sepp blatters cock

 

[orlandinho]

Initially ban for 12 international games, Uruguay and Suarez appeal and after the World Cup the sentence is reduced to 6 games.

 

[whitelanefever]

6 game ban

 

[Misfit]

Whatever it is it'll be about a tenth of what it should be and then halved again on appeal.

FEEFUH gonna FEEFUH.

 

[dagraham]

12 month international ban, free NHS dental treatment for two years and special cutlery for picking the gristle out of human flesh.