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So what do you REALLY think of professional footballers?

TheSnake29

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I've been on this site for the best part of a week now. I've spoken to lots of you, been given rep, poked fun at you, had fun poked at me. So, after this I'm wondering what you think about professional footballers.

You see, I realise I've been pretty obnoxious on here. I've sworn at people, disrespected their opinions, been very rude to senior and junior members, told them to behave countless times, ruined movies in that thread, and in one case even abused a members' mother.

I've spread rumours about people that should be friends. I claimed Ryan Mason's under the thumb, I've said Cameron Jerome is gay and that Joe Jordan is an elderly homogay. And barely anyone has commented.

There's actually a very good reason for my behaviour. It's because of

APRIL FOOLS, BITCHES!


Some of you might have sniffed it but more of you haven't. This is inspite of SC's record for AFD spectaculars - Dougal's banning last year, Mod-gate the year before, right back to the time half the site believed our new stadium was being built on stilts over water in the East End. :lol:

True, this is more of an 'April Fools Week' but why should any man limit the merriment to a mere 24 hours?

And to those of you who think its past noon so this doesn't count I say "Behave".

If I've offended you with my posts or attitude then I do apologise. It wasn't personal, just a means to an end. I didn't start this to be a cock. But then saw that the ruder I was, the more it was accepted (by people who 'knew' who I was, anyway).

Is being wealthy, talented and a professional footballer reason enough to excuse my behaviour?

If you answer 'no' then ask yourself why in the past week not one member has reported any of my posts.

Thank you and goodnight.

(and see you next year)
 

MattyP

Advises to have a beer & sleep with prostitutes
May 14, 2007
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It's just like Twin Peaks.
 

Goldman

Well-Known Member
Jul 14, 2004
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bigturnip

Tottenham till I die, Stratford over my dead body
Oct 8, 2004
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I don't really get the connection between our thoughts on professional footballers and your so called April Fool, maybe it's gone right over my head, if so can somebody explain?
 

Jody

SC Supporter
Sep 11, 2004
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Definately not a pro footballer. There is a confident use of capital letters and full stops.
 

Bronno

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Jul 11, 2004
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Now I've found a few of the posts. I think I must just be glossing over threads these days, I reckon its all the nerves with the run-in.

So is/was the April Fools that someone was pretending to be a professional player, and others were accepting their poor behaviour ..... oh forget it.
 

900triumph

Got my beer on the sideboard here.....
Apr 6, 2005
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Shouldn't think more than a tiny fraction of members noticed the inference of a player posting, still fewer believed it and there are enough busy annoying Woolleys on here for the behabiours to pass without comment anyway. It probably shows that moderation is pointless for 99 per cent of us 99 per cent of the time, if you disregard kids viewing, purely because we don't actually pay that much attention to irritating posts. I can only
remember a couple of occasions when it was obvious that a ban was essential, and they were spectacular!
Shame it didn't work though, good idea. We were all too dopey a d self obsessed to fall for it.
 

dimiSpur

There's always next year...
Aug 9, 2008
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what a numpty that snake fella is.....

been here 5 minutes and giving it the big un.....
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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I dont understand any of this, it feels like that berbatov deer face thing again!

That Berbatov deer face thing was class! Not even noticed Snake post so don't have a clue what he's on about.

Now if Spursking came out and said that he'd been on a wind up for the past 5 years I would take my hat off to him, but fortunately/unfortunately I don't think he is.
 
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