Song for Adebayor

[bomberH]

Ade, wherever you may be
You stamped on the **** that is van Persie
If you score against the scum, i'll love you even more
And I'll wank myself silly til my cock's red raw.

 

[roosh]

to the air of "Wenger's boyfriend's only four"

A-de-bayoooour, Emanuel Adebayour, Emanuel Adebayour, Emanuel Adebayour, A-de-bayoooour......

 

[depeche222]

Adebayor
Adebayor
His mom washes elephants
And his father a whore

 

[TheGreenLily]

Adebayor
Adebayor
Watch out for that door.......
OOoooooooooo

 

[StartingPrice]

Ade, wherever you may be
You stamped on the **** that is van Persie
If you score against the scum, i'll love you even more
And I'll wank myself silly til my cock's red raw.

mg:
Don't give up the day job, Bomber.

 

[TheGreenLily]

Oo ah just a little bit, oo ah a little bit more
Oo ah just a little bit, Ade's gonna score score score

 

[Dannyspur]

Ade, wherever you may be
You stamped on the **** that is van Persie
If you score against the scum, i'll love you even more
And I'll wank myself silly til my cock's red raw.

Just a couple more rubs should do the trick :wink:

 

[bomberH]

Just a couple more rubs should do the trick :wink:

:lol: It's better now!

 

[TonyGalvinsShinpads]

Someone posted a decent one in a thread a couple of weeks ago.... It was something like:

Adebayor,
Adebayooooooor,
He hates the Gooners,
But we hate them more!

 

[rez9000]

Adebayor,
Adebayooooo-or,
We'll wash the elephant
As long as you score

 

[bill]

Adebayor,
Adebayooooo-or,
We'll wash the elephant
As long as you score

Love this

 

[ryantegan]

Adebayor, Adebayooor
He's seen Arsene Wenger
Touch Wilshere's back dooooor!

Tek a Boo!

:clap:

 

[wallyjakeman]

Adebayoooor, Adebayooooor
He scores for Spurs
and gets paid by Mansooooour

 

[StartingPrice]

Tek a Boo!

:clap:

Which is, apparently, what Wilshere does :wink:

 

[Mr-T]

Adebayor, Adebayor
we used to f**cking hate you
but not any more

Yeah.

 

[Babylon22]

Don't even go near the racist one.

There's only 1 adebayor should be adequate.

 

[guate]

Guys, I take my hat off to you all that posted poems, vulgar or otherwise. I've probably just had one of the longest laughs of this year............absolutely brilliant, although some of Guatemala's finest weed helped a tad too.

 

[Delboy10]

Manu Manu Manu Manual Adebayoooor
He scores us goals, he scores us goaaaaaaalllllssss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

 

[steventhfc]

NANANANANANANNANA
EMANUEL ADY-BAY- ADY-BAY - ADEBAYORRRRR
NANANANANANANANNAAN
EMANUEL ADY BAY -ADY-BAY ADEBAYORRR.

Literally just copied Rafa/Syvain ebanks blake chant.

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

The Luis Suarez I just can't get enough one could work.

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
ADEBAYOR!!!!!


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Well I like it anyway.